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Harper College

(1.) A community college in Palatine, Illinois, named for William Rainey Harper - b. July 26, 1856 d. January 10, 1906 - first president of the University of Chicago. Founded 1971.
(1.) Harper College is located in Palatine, Illinois.
by the specter August 13, 2007
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college tourture

A forced march/visit to college campuses you are not interested in attending, usually at the insistence of your parents who are alums of the college.
"I'll be heading to Boston with my dad for some college tourture. Can't wait to visit the 'amazing' student union and 'super cool' dining hall."
by wingit123 October 20, 2011
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College Cereal

The act of cutting your banana into your cereal that has almost no milk with a spoon. This is because your knives are packed away and you're too lazy to get them/forgot where they're packed, AND you couldn't be bothered to go to the grocery store because you're too poor to afford milk that isn't baby-formula.
I just college cereal'd my cocoa puffs and my roommate looked at me, then proceeded to offer me water to make the milk last longer.
by TheOperation August 19, 2010
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Fettes College

One of the top British boarding schools per The Sloane Rangers Handbook. Top private school in Scotland. Scottish aristos mix with Russian olis and eurotrash plus upwardly mobile local merchants day pupils.

Former student include James Bond, Tony Blair and Tilda Swindon. Boys blazers are legend.
Fettes College kids ski in Verbier, holiday in Greece, party at Garibaldis, festival at Belladrum & Reading, dance at the Reeleasy, shoot at November rec weekend and go onto Durham and St Andrews.
by UrbaneUrban January 27, 2020
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College Confused

People that wear multiple college apparel different days from different colleges.
Similar to gender confusion
"Dude, did you see Austin today?"
"Ya he was wearing his Stanford shirt"
"Wasn't he wearing UCLA stuff yesterday?"
"Ya, and UNC stuff the day before...."
"Man that boy is College Confused"
by mosa mose August 22, 2011
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chicken college

A university that is known either to be in the middle of nowhere, known to be low income, or known not to educate their students very well.
Dad: "hey son, did you find a college to go to?"
son: "yes dad, I am going to study at Southeastern College."
Dad:"son, don't go to that college, its a Chicken College
by starwarsfan123 January 4, 2018
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comment-college

1. The study of Internet comments pertaining to a particular subject

2. An educational system comprised of uncorroborated and often fallacious information taken from the comments section of various online sources (blogs, news articles, videos)

3. Continuous exposure to comments presented by anonymous posters whom often have malicious or evil intent
1. He read a few articles online and now he thinks he knows everything, a few hours of comment-college doesn't make you an expert on the subject.

2. If you dig a little deeper and get past the deficient “comment-college” that you currently attend you will find the real truth.
by johnnysilas September 9, 2010
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