Captain clutch

A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.

Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.

by Hiiam_larry May 11, 2020

Clutch

An adjective meaning super awesome and cool- used lots across England. Can also be used as a verb meaning you are buzzing about something

‘Tomorrow I’m going skydiving- it’s gonna be so clutch!!’
‘Omg I’m so clutched about this new shirt I bought; I love it!!’

by thicchead22 December 16, 2017

you aint clutch

Within sports like basketball, when a baller is not lit, accurate or well-aimed.

Paul George: Cj! Cj! Pass me the ball back bro! Im wide open!
Cj Miles: Sorry, it is my time to shine! I'll take the last shot! Shot clock cheese my nigga!

(After missing the shot in the changing room)

Paul George: Dumbass lame nigga what the fuck was that? You aint clutch! If you had passed me the ball, I'd have made that three pointer.

by denis3wallace3 May 6, 2017

Clutch player

Cian Reddy in any game of seige or basketball

Damn I wish I had the clutch player, Cian on my team

by Jack Brennan March 20, 2021

Clutch

When you pull
Something back

When your winning a football match then you lose and before the end of the match you ‘Clutch’ it back.

by Mr mcgregor UFC April 29, 2020

The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George

by Sparky503 March 29, 2017

clutch

something thrilling and exciting that is accomplished
something that is is extremely cool

person 1: I just went scuba diving with sharks!
person 2: wow dude that is clutch

by xoxo_143_boy June 21, 2011