Children

Other wise know as kids, children, are little demon spawns from hell who's only objective in life is make yours into hell.
They are usually found yelling, screaming, crying, a mixture of all three, or torturing someone with their questions that you're not allowed to answer.
Person A: woah you look like shit what happened?
Person B: I was babysitting a couple of kids (children)
Person A: Understood.
by Sunny118 November 22, 2018
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a money leech and abomination to man. also called kids, kiddos (more sophisticated versions of children), or demons. no one can control them, as they came straight from the depths of hell.
person 1: yo look at those children
person 2: yeah they look like they're having a satanic ritual
by sk_ype February 11, 2020
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Personal slaves

accidently conceived and forced into labor
Oh I just love my children they were born to be my slaves.
by Little-mouse42401 April 11, 2016
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How do you like your children Jim?
-Lightly salted, with a side of ketchup

JIM NO
by Asriel The Goat August 13, 2021
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Sam loves swallowing children after rough gay intercourse.
by gaymonke47 August 08, 2023
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tiny human being,great for football practice
well...
if you can handle their deafening war cries
children anywhere: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Sorry_Not_Sorry_Bish January 17, 2021
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Annoying little brats that are 12 and under
Person 1:Hey why did you hit the children?
Person 2:They kept annoying the fuck out of me, They are spawns of Satan
by CC_242 May 31, 2021
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