A really really really rubbish worthless waste of life. Failed gangster. Culturally stunted. Probably called Wayne, Dwayne, Shayne, Trixie, Roxy, Kirstie...
Wears trousers around ankles and really brightly coloured boxers (if chav). Can't get dressed properly so will probs only be half in hoodie. Chavette's have belly-tops, tight skirts, massive heels, loads of hoops through assorted holes in their bodies...
Basically, wants to fail at everything. Thinks failing is 'cool'. If at school aims to get into fights and get detentions.
if not aims to get into prison or die.
By the age of 12 will be chain smoker, alchy by 14... soon drug-dealing.
If chav probs has 3 pregnant girlfriends, at least two of whom's babies probably aren't actually his.
If chavette has about three chavvy toddlers with double-peirced ears who cry 'woteva' and 'like' and some chav or others baby waiting to pop out...
Should be rounded up and shot.
Wears trousers around ankles and really brightly coloured boxers (if chav). Can't get dressed properly so will probs only be half in hoodie. Chavette's have belly-tops, tight skirts, massive heels, loads of hoops through assorted holes in their bodies...
Basically, wants to fail at everything. Thinks failing is 'cool'. If at school aims to get into fights and get detentions.
if not aims to get into prison or die.
By the age of 12 will be chain smoker, alchy by 14... soon drug-dealing.
If chav probs has 3 pregnant girlfriends, at least two of whom's babies probably aren't actually his.
If chavette has about three chavvy toddlers with double-peirced ears who cry 'woteva' and 'like' and some chav or others baby waiting to pop out...
Should be rounded up and shot.
Chav 1 (Shayne): Like, yo Wayne blud. Like, bling bling. Want some weed? Wazzup woteva? Like, I just failed like all my BTEC's!
Chav 2 (Wayne): Like, get in there, mate! Like, bling bling. Yeah, gimme weed like. I'm gonna get monged blud.
Chav 3 (Dwayne): Lol. Like, get wot i done?
Shayne: Wot, blud?
Dwayne: Like, I banged up Trixie again, blud!
Shayne: wey to go man... i like got like roxy and kirstie up right now like... blud... bling bling
Wayne: Like, wait blud, like... int Kirstie my fly gal? Like, that my baby blud!
Shayne: Yeah, well, like, i got her preggers, blud? u got a problem with that blud?
Wayne: Like, yeah blud! i gonna fight u blud!
Shayne: Bring it on blud! Bling bling!
Dwayne: Oi... there goes Trixie. NICE LEGS GAL! WOT TIME DO THEY OPEN? HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!
Shayne: That babe is bang tidy. BET U WISH THE LIL ****** WAS MINE, DON'T U, GAL? HA HA HA!
Wayne: Well fly. Pass me some weed, Shayne, blud.
Shayne: Like, alright blud.
Dwayne: Bling Bling. Woteva.
Chav 2 (Wayne): Like, get in there, mate! Like, bling bling. Yeah, gimme weed like. I'm gonna get monged blud.
Chav 3 (Dwayne): Lol. Like, get wot i done?
Shayne: Wot, blud?
Dwayne: Like, I banged up Trixie again, blud!
Shayne: wey to go man... i like got like roxy and kirstie up right now like... blud... bling bling
Wayne: Like, wait blud, like... int Kirstie my fly gal? Like, that my baby blud!
Shayne: Yeah, well, like, i got her preggers, blud? u got a problem with that blud?
Wayne: Like, yeah blud! i gonna fight u blud!
Shayne: Bring it on blud! Bling bling!
Dwayne: Oi... there goes Trixie. NICE LEGS GAL! WOT TIME DO THEY OPEN? HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!
Shayne: That babe is bang tidy. BET U WISH THE LIL ****** WAS MINE, DON'T U, GAL? HA HA HA!
Wayne: Well fly. Pass me some weed, Shayne, blud.
Shayne: Like, alright blud.
Dwayne: Bling Bling. Woteva.
by IntellectualObserver August 2, 2011
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II. The stereotype, culture and fashion of the chavs. There is, however, no defined music genre labelled 'chav'.
II. The stereotype, culture and fashion of the chavs. There is, however, no defined music genre labelled 'chav'.
by Caladhiel June 24, 2009
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Council House And Violence.
And is frequently used, to explain males of the young, middle-aged and the elderly riff raff types (chavs), that are up to no good and have unfortunately over-populated England. Making England go downhill and making it a very dangerous and depressing place to live.
These animals (the chavs) take great pleasure in making everybody's lives a misery and are only ever intimidating when they hang around in groups / gangs of anything from 3-50 people.
Individually, they are cowards.
They are happy to remain unemployed and to scrounge as much money as they can off of government benefits and people.
They also like to smoke dope, sniff glue, get drunk and to get their girlfriends pregnant, as much as possible. It's like a hobby to them.
They also have to remain as the most negative role-model to their kids, in the hope that he or she will turn out like him (the parent). the chav(s) in the U.K actually believe that behaving as a bad role-model is fun they feel that it is the way forward in life for themselves and for their kids.
They also like to attack elderly people who are pretty much defenseless people and are easy targets for the chavs to getting some quick money, for their drug / booze fix.
As of course the chav will do everything within their power to avoid getting a real job.
Council House And Violence.
And is frequently used, to explain males of the young, middle-aged and the elderly riff raff types (chavs), that are up to no good and have unfortunately over-populated England. Making England go downhill and making it a very dangerous and depressing place to live.
These animals (the chavs) take great pleasure in making everybody's lives a misery and are only ever intimidating when they hang around in groups / gangs of anything from 3-50 people.
Individually, they are cowards.
They are happy to remain unemployed and to scrounge as much money as they can off of government benefits and people.
They also like to smoke dope, sniff glue, get drunk and to get their girlfriends pregnant, as much as possible. It's like a hobby to them.
They also have to remain as the most negative role-model to their kids, in the hope that he or she will turn out like him (the parent). the chav(s) in the U.K actually believe that behaving as a bad role-model is fun they feel that it is the way forward in life for themselves and for their kids.
They also like to attack elderly people who are pretty much defenseless people and are easy targets for the chavs to getting some quick money, for their drug / booze fix.
As of course the chav will do everything within their power to avoid getting a real job.
Chavs can be found on most street corners within the U.K, wearing sportswear such as; tracksuit tops and bottoms. Also white trainers and Burberry / Fred Perry polo shirts. Normally a typical stripey design to their shirt is the most favoured. The same goes for their sweaters / jumpers, which are also stripey, (almost like that of Dennis The Menace, - the cartoon character). Oh yes, the shirt is almost always tucked upwards for some very strange reason, looking very much like Elvis Presley.
They also like to wear fake jewelery around their necks and they have a very strange tedency to tucking their socks outwards and over their tracksuit bottoms, so that the sock is showing on the outside and is completely visible to the public. And they also have the most obvious commoners fashion accesory / item ='s the baseball cap.
Normally with the Burberry styled; Rupert The Bear type of design to it.
I don't know if they wear these baseball caps with the hope and belief, that one day the baseball cap will give them extra braincells? As I cannot think of why they would need to wear a baseball cap if they do not play baseball?
They also like to wear fake jewelery around their necks and they have a very strange tedency to tucking their socks outwards and over their tracksuit bottoms, so that the sock is showing on the outside and is completely visible to the public. And they also have the most obvious commoners fashion accesory / item ='s the baseball cap.
Normally with the Burberry styled; Rupert The Bear type of design to it.
I don't know if they wear these baseball caps with the hope and belief, that one day the baseball cap will give them extra braincells? As I cannot think of why they would need to wear a baseball cap if they do not play baseball?
by Smooth2 April 17, 2009
Get the Chav mug.chav is a term and concept invented by middle class people so they can voice their natural prejudices now that it's not longer considered PC to do so about Black and Asian folk. They do this because they are frightened by working class people and people from outside the home counties. The brash way the lower orders dress talk and conduct themselves is extremely frightening to anally retentive middle class people from the south of the UK, who are unable to let their hair down and enjoy themselves and are resentful when others do. Chavs only actually exist in sleepy market towns, larger cities normally having their own bespoke term for people who wear training shoes tracksuits and baseball caps, IE Neds in Glasgow, Scallies in L'Pool and something gay like Perries in Manchester. Chavs are normally the sons and daughters of the people who clean, and mend the cars of middle class people, and as such middle class people are obviously better then them. Because middle class people are so frightened of 'chavs' they won't actually express any of this to their faces, instead they choose to do so from the comfort of their own studies on web sites like this and youtube, whilst they eat their supper.
Wannabe.... Fake!
Walk round looking like a WAG (wives & girlfriends)
mainly come from Liverpool...(they do?)
Drink chapagne and have a drug dealer boyfriend!
choose a career in lapdancing,
boobjob is a must!....
Definition of CHAVS.
"Oh my god that Louis Vuitton hand bag must of cost a fortune!?".... "NO five pound from the market, do I look like Colleen now?"
"My Drug dealer boyfriend is paying for my boobjob so I can become a lapdancer"
I hate chavs!.
Walk round looking like a WAG (wives & girlfriends)
mainly come from Liverpool...(they do?)
Drink chapagne and have a drug dealer boyfriend!
choose a career in lapdancing,
boobjob is a must!....
Definition of CHAVS.
"Oh my god that Louis Vuitton hand bag must of cost a fortune!?".... "NO five pound from the market, do I look like Colleen now?"
"My Drug dealer boyfriend is paying for my boobjob so I can become a lapdancer"
I hate chavs!.
by frightened piers hertfordshire December 9, 2011
Get the chav mug.A person who isnt black that tries to be black.
*You will find chavs in most London secondary schools.
*Chavs are mostly girls, whereas there are very few chav boys.
*You will find chavs in most London secondary schools.
*Chavs are mostly girls, whereas there are very few chav boys.
Using Jamaican words (e.g: bludclart, rassclart, wagwaan) and also trying to kiss their teeth.
Trying hairstyles particularly suited to afro (e.g: using a slick-brush *a hair flattening brush, trying to make the hair look like afro by curling the ends of the hair and doing a high ponytail, making curls with the short hair near the fore head and flattening and curling with gel and sticking to the skin.
NOTE: A black or black-mixed person cannot be a chav.
Trying hairstyles particularly suited to afro (e.g: using a slick-brush *a hair flattening brush, trying to make the hair look like afro by curling the ends of the hair and doing a high ponytail, making curls with the short hair near the fore head and flattening and curling with gel and sticking to the skin.
NOTE: A black or black-mixed person cannot be a chav.
by Alison Hawkins March 27, 2008
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Note: Trailer Park Trash and Black culture are two totally different things. Trailer Park Trash are not a subculture of Black America and they do not feed off of one another MissyM.
Note: Trailer Park Trash and Black culture are two totally different things. Trailer Park Trash are not a subculture of Black America and they do not feed off of one another MissyM.
A Black Lawyer or Judge have nothing in common with Trailer Park Trash/chav. Most Blacks have nothing in common with Trailer Park Trash! Many Whites have nothing in common with Trailer Park Trash.
by americanblack June 7, 2009
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