ass cancer

its when you have cancer, in your ass

Doctor: "you have ass cancer."
The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere: "ass cancer?!?!?"
Doctor: "it's uh... when you have cancer in your ass."
The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere: "oh my god, how could this happen?"
Doctor: "Think - have you been sitting anywhere radioactive lately?"

by homieijustfuckedyomomma October 26, 2017

cancer kazoo

A smoker's tracheotomy tube

Jimbo still smokes Salems through his cancer kazoo. That's just wrong.

by mrs_equator August 17, 2006

faggot cancer

Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome: AIDS

Hey, I heard Bryce got Faggot Cancer from sexual intercourse with Fabio

by Jake G September 26, 2006

cancer box

Sun bed

i'm going for the hand bag look with a cancer box topup

by freead76 August 17, 2010

ball cancered

Function: adjective

1. being under the influence of marijuana.

this is so named because of a recent study that has shown a supposed causal link between smoking marijuana and certain aggressive strains of testicular cancer.

Dude, we got some really kind bud last weekend. I was so ball cancered out of my mind.

by flatcurve February 16, 2009

Tropic of Cancer

The sector in the equatorial latitudes of the Northern Hemisphere where tobacco is grown.

I absolutely detest tobacco and cigarettes, so I’d prefer not to visit any area of the world that’s within the Tropic of Cancer… I’ll take my “balmy climate” vacation on the southern side of the equator, thank you very much.

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

Rapist of cancer

Ohhhhh nonce ohhhhhh syphilis nonce ladennnnnn ohhhhh

Raping the rapist of cancer

by Rapist i love peadophilia September 11, 2019