Cancer Juice

All soft drinks, especially Coke Zero.

Robin: Hey, JP, I'm goin' down to Safeway. You want somethin'?
JP: Yeah, can you pick me up some cancer juice?

by Blobs January 18, 2008

ass cancer

its when you have cancer, in your ass

Doctor: "you have ass cancer."
The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere: "ass cancer?!?!?"
Doctor: "it's uh... when you have cancer in your ass."
The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere: "oh my god, how could this happen?"
Doctor: "Think - have you been sitting anywhere radioactive lately?"

by homieijustfuckedyomomma October 26, 2017

cancer kazoo

A smoker's tracheotomy tube

Jimbo still smokes Salems through his cancer kazoo. That's just wrong.

by mrs_equator August 17, 2006

faggot cancer

Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome: AIDS

Hey, I heard Bryce got Faggot Cancer from sexual intercourse with Fabio

by Jake G September 27, 2006

Rapist of cancer

Ohhhhh nonce ohhhhhh syphilis nonce ladennnnnn ohhhhh

Raping the rapist of cancer

by Rapist i love peadophilia September 11, 2019

ball cancered

Function: adjective

1. being under the influence of marijuana.

this is so named because of a recent study that has shown a supposed causal link between smoking marijuana and certain aggressive strains of testicular cancer.

Dude, we got some really kind bud last weekend. I was so ball cancered out of my mind.

by flatcurve February 16, 2009

meme cancer

most commonly found in vine and dank meme compilations, meme cancer is a form of cancer that affects your mental health as well as your mental wellbeing.it is often associated with autism. "Autism has become an epidemic" -Donald J.Trump,"2016

have you heard about dat boi? dude you have meme cancer.

by Hitlers handgun May 11, 2017