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Alaskan Drip Cake 

The act of unloading a creampie into a womans steaming clam to where the jizz freezes when it comes into contact with the sub zero temperatures.
"While on Vacation in the Alps, Stacey and I snuck off the trail and decided to bang one out to get warm.. She begged for a cream pie, but it was so cold that she got an Alaskan Drip Cake instead! "
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Frosted Chocolate Cake 

When you do anal with someone, they shit afterwords, and you ejaculate onto the pile of shit
I know she’s the one- she let me do anal and make a frosted chocolate cake after

For fudge cake 

A more polite but equally comprehensible version of "For fuck's sake". They'll know what you restrained yourself from saying. Can be used in both senses of the original phrase.
1. "Isn't that your girlfriend with Texas Pete over there Superted?"
"For fudge cake! I just bought the heifer a holiday!"

2. "For fudge cake, please refrain from sticking your fingers in the fudge cake."
For fudge cake by conciliation March 8, 2009
A girl who wears so much Foundation, it looks like you could scoop part of her face off with a fork.
"Did you see how much foundation that girl was putting on?"

"I know, she's got a cakeface now."
Cakeface by Lair May 18, 2007

cake flushing

When you recieve a cake that is of no use, often as it cannot be carried through customs, it can be, for humourous results, flushed down the toilet.
This is cake flushing with Nick Frost.
cake flushing by Mattus111 June 29, 2007

chocolate layered cake 

the act of b-hole fucking a bitch and nutting in her rectal cavity, then proceeding to shit in her loose b-hole on top of her shit and the nut. then topping the delicious treat with a substance of your choice, preferably whipped cream.
chadd gave sam the biggest chocolate layered cake last night while paul video taped and added the final topping.

cunt cake 

On heavier girls, it is the protruding roll of fat just above the vagina. Also known as a "gunt".
You can really see your mom's cunt cakes in those stretch pants.
cunt cake by Kevin Hohl November 13, 2006