Cacka

a sloppy turd, a fecie of soft and pliable texture, often smelly and more punjent than its harder cousin the turd.

Ive just done a cacka in me pants.

by amydingleberry August 10, 2006

Sausage Cactus

When a single girl is completey surrounded by multiple sausage, and is being proded and poked in a non-specific manner, it is said that she is being attacked by the sausage cactus.

Sharon was surrounded by men and completely overwhelmed by the sausage cactus.

by The Legend Seedubbya December 25, 2006

cack hit

A really bad bong hit, or toke. Usually causing one to gack. This hit tastes like cack. Typically caused by a previous smoker failed to finish their hit

Jad got the cack hit, look at him gack -- damn that is nasty.

by gack July 21, 2006

cackpipe cosmonaut

A cackpipe cosmonaut is one who prefers to dock in the rear loading bay.

dale winton = cackpipe cosmonaut

by no foreskin physicist April 16, 2010

cackshun

when a chick has a seizure while sucking your dick, resulting in two outcomes! A) You will get the best blowjob of your life
B) Or you will not have a weiner

Ryan was surprised by the cackshun Bridget gave him last night! He no longer has a weiner, when asked about it, it was well worth it!

by ChrisKaymanpants November 9, 2010

cactus nugget

When you eat swordfish and shit it out in spiky poop nuggets. It is rather painful.

Damn. I went to that one seafood restaurant last night and its safe to say I had some pretty gnarly cactus nuggets this morning.

by The Russians June 21, 2011

caca boi

A caca boi is someone who is just shitty as a human being, you see him and you think of caca

"Bro ol boy said your Margiela's are fugazi!"
"Nah, haha he's a caca boi"

Or

"Damn man you good? You're looking like a real caca boi right now"

by awshitmymeatfat August 3, 2017