either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.

by Sexydimma August 28, 2014

Wrong Direction

What we call One Direction when they break up.

Man: Have you heard about Wrong Direction?
1D Fangirl: No.
Man: Shit, you're late girl. It's a band we used to call One Direction.

by Ziggurat_ May 17, 2015

spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

kissing the wrong lips

Eating a girl out so called because the labia are sometimes called lips

Dude i met up with the hottest chick ever last night and she asked me to go down on her and i started kissing the wrong lips and when she finally came she squirted so hard it put out a candle on the other side of the room.

by I am god March 23, 2016

pre-wrong

You’re so wrong that you’re wrong before you open your mouth or have an opinion. It’s kind of like being married.

I’m not even going to ask for her opinion; she’s already made up her mind that I am “pre-wrong”.

by uberdoppleganger June 25, 2019

hella wrong

when someone is so wrong its hella funny

person:HAHAHA SHE DIED!!HA
Person 2:Thats hella wrong dude

by the idiot crap lol December 13, 2019

someone who crops memes wrong

someone who is so fricking dumb they can't even crop memes right

It is used in memes that are cropped correctly to insult this type of moron
Me looking at dank memes: This guy is definitely my No.1 someone who crops memes wrong omfg they are so fricking dumb
i cant even read this dang meme

by 1!OMFGMOOFYBURGER@@@ May 27, 2019