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FIFA bullshit

FIFA bullshit is when an inferior player continuously blames the game for their ineptitude. This is most obvious when the player in question quits before the game is over because, "This is bullshit."
Jimmy: That's some FIFA bullshit, there's no way I should have lost that game!

Patrick: 43 shots on target to your 1 and a 12-0 final score with 72% of the possession would really say otherwise...
by thegreatone? October 16, 2012
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bullshit flip

the skating trick you "landed" like 5 times yesterday.A.K.A. the chavez flip
your friend: Yeah, I landed that tre flip like five times yesterday
you: do it again
Your friend:No I dont want to
You:I bet you landed a bullshit flip
by Bill bob bo G. snizza d December 9, 2008
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Bullshit bud

1. Marijuana which no one is sure of the name or strain.

2. Marijuana bought by an unreliable street dealer.
1. Jack "Dude is this kush?"

Thuggy D "No dude its bullshit bud"

2. Dealer "Ay man this is grade a alabama kush"

Smoker (an hour later) "Ay fuck that dealer this is some bulshit bud"
by McGyverSmoker August 13, 2010
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Bullshit shovel

1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.

2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.
1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.

2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.
by Mantaur104 December 28, 2010
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bullshapes

feces comeing out of someones anal canal; a saying
Man his bullshapes stink.
by -=Ren =- January 16, 2011
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Bullshit Ohio!

A saying meaning "Ya right," or just simply "No." used to get a point across more clearly and often makes people laugh.
you gonna do it?

Bullshit Ohio! Im not doin that!

-or-

I think I saw you there

Bullshit Ohio! Theres no way you would have seen me there!
by Chuck T. Diesel May 13, 2011
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bullshitastic

A sarcastic way of saying bullshit, as in saying "bullshit, fantastic!" Usually used alone as an exclamation after the occurrence of a negative or disagreeable event.
*after Tigers lose in 6th inning due to rain with go ahead run at the plate*

"That's bullshitastic dude"

*teenagers in a shitty car in a liquor store parking lot*
Adam: Dude Carl won't sell me any 40s.
Bob: What? He's your brother dude he knows we ain't gonna get caught.
Adam: He says they know.
Bob: That's bullshitastic! Now what?
by coonka July 31, 2012
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