This Bruce tastes a little funny to me honestly.
How’s ya Bruce? Mines pretty sore after last night.
I can’t find my Bruce, I think I may have left it at yours last night.
How’s ya Bruce? Mines pretty sore after last night.
I can’t find my Bruce, I think I may have left it at yours last night.
by Simwiks March 7, 2021

the all loving and amazing person bruce! he is such a great person to talk to and is really a kind person and cares for others! hes also really great at editing (better than Fanya) and is great at video games (better than Fanya) and also loves!!!!!! Will!! OMG! he loves will from stranger things which i dont agree on but yea! hes great! i love bruce honestly
by Frxnt Man June 7, 2022

That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.
Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"
by TheDeadYeti November 26, 2023

Bruce is a good and most of the time horny and he is mostly hott when he wants to be and tried to be the best he can and cares about his friends and family first and doesn’t put himself first and he tries to be the best he can so others can feel happy but most of the time it doesn’t work he sometimes get bullied and gets made fun of but he learns from it and gets stronger not weaker he keeps going forward even tho he feels like giving up he tries and tries and rarely gives up and he wants to be the best he can do he can finally get noticed by others who was gifting in his downfall
Boy:hey your very pretty
Girl:Ty your also cute
Boy:your welcome
Girl: your very nice is your name Bruce
Boy :yes ong how did you know
Girl:because people names Bruce are cute and nice
Girl:Ty your also cute
Boy:your welcome
Girl: your very nice is your name Bruce
Boy :yes ong how did you know
Girl:because people names Bruce are cute and nice
by Jackson34 November 23, 2021

by MoonDEO November 22, 2021

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

To loudly point and proclaim that object does not live there, while speaking in a voice similar to Mr.Mackey, finished a slow mmm'kay.
"Hey", as the pointed at the box, "that does not live there, mmm'kay."
"I wish he wouldn't do the bruce to us, its getting annoying."
"I wish he wouldn't do the bruce to us, its getting annoying."
by Brucestopher August 8, 2024
