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Bear Boy Bruce Jr.

nickname for Virginia Governor and US Senator George Allen
Bear Boy Bruce Jr. played quarterback at UVA.
by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018
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Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.
You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.
by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018
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Bruced

When a mate continuously says they're going to catch up with you and they pull out every time.
I just got Bruced by Luke again. The cunt keeps organising a catch up and pulls out last minute with another shit excuse. Every time.
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bruce teh shrimp

The worlds most bad-ass meme that has managed to fuck Shrek, donkey, spongebog, spangbob and Billy Seinfeld up the ass at the same time, he is the ultimate meme lord that will soon take Shreks place on the meme throne in Shreks swamp
Holy fuck its bruce teh shrimp!!!!!!!!
by helleagh October 7, 2017
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William Bruce

Inconsistent Bully always acts hard in front of girls.

Mean
One day William Bruce asked a girl out but, he got rejected
by Pensional July 4, 2017
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Bruce Lees

The state of a woman's breasts when sexually aroused; hence Bruce Lees - 'hard nips'.
I only had had to stroke her charlies a few times before the Bruce Lees came out.
by manoftrent November 28, 2017
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Bruce Pic

Dick pic sent by a homosexual man to a heterosexual man
Alfie sent Kallum a bruce pic last night
by BKAJ May 3, 2018
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