I just got Bruced by Luke again. The cunt keeps organising a catch up and pulls out last minute with another shit excuse. Every time.
by English is my 2nd language June 10, 2018
Bruce Xu is a very peculiar beast. He has an prominent red marking on the tip of his nose which attracts 'mad bitches'
He has a large hunchback and isn't the most academically gifted
He has a large hunchback and isn't the most academically gifted
person 1 "ewwww, look at 'Bruce xu' over there"
person 2 "what is that on the tip of his nose?"
Bruce Xu "whaaaaaat"
person 2 "what is that on the tip of his nose?"
Bruce Xu "whaaaaaat"
by the Xu meister July 13, 2024
Upon either arriving extremely late or leaving extremely early from work commitments (And in most cases both). And then having a wealth of excuses for this behaviour.
by Foxies1 February 20, 2023
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
To loudly point and proclaim that object does not live there, while speaking in a voice similar to Mr.Mackey, finished a slow mmm'kay.
"Hey", as the pointed at the box, "that does not live there, mmm'kay."
"I wish he wouldn't do the bruce to us, its getting annoying."
"I wish he wouldn't do the bruce to us, its getting annoying."
by Brucestopher August 08, 2024
Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect
by Ursecretsanta November 30, 2020
A bruce is a guy everyone likes. Well into a sport where he has all the top gear. Walks with chest out, chin up. Always seeing the good. Annoyingly positive. Loudest in a group. Usually 6ft, beard, loves his suits.
by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021