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Anti-bow 

Something uncool, unflattering, and just flat out what you do not want to be.

The "anti-bow" phrase is formed from the term "bow," of which can mean cool or groovy. it has many other aspects of cool and can be used either when:
1. a high-quality and athletic play has been made like a slam dunk.
2. a young pupil gets a 100% on a test.
3. the young pupil that has received the 100% is also very attractive and walks by you. Thus, leaving you in a trance where the only phrase to be muttered is "bow."

Using the term "anti-bow" would be done during the opposite of all these occurrences. For instance, when the high-quality and athletic dunk is denied by the opposing team.
*A track hurdler trips over the last hurdle by showing off with a 360 spin because they are in the lead. They get last place*

Track fan: "dude...anti-bow."

OR

Friend: "No! Lisa broke up with me!"
Other Friend: "Lisa? I thought you were dating Beth."
Friend: "Oh yeah...yeah you're right."
Other Friend: "Whoa man. Anti-bow much?"
Anti-bow by Megaman457 June 3, 2011
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Peruvian Bow Tie

Similar to the Peruvian Necktie, made famous by MMA style fighting, the Peruvian Bow Tie is performed in a more intimate setting. One person lays flat on their back while the other person (preferably wearing no articles of clothing on their lower body) kneels overtop of them, facing away, with a leg on either side of their body. The kneeling participant positions themselves directly overtop the neck of their partner, then lowers their hips and begins to squeeze the neck of their partner using their thighs and genitals, effectively cutting off airflow and giving a choking sensation.
Last night, my gf and I were 69ing when she sat up and started giving me a Peruvian Bow Tie.
Peruvian Bow Tie by Margocks November 16, 2013
Related Words

Alabama Bow Tie 

When the nuts of one person drapes the sides of the neck of the person giving them a tossed salad.
Yeah I know that skank , she gave me a Alabama Bow Tie for Saint Patrick's Day.
Alabama Bow Tie by Alabamabowtie January 1, 2018

Columbian bow tie  

A torture technique, that involves slicing the middle of your ballsack and then pulling your dick through the slice opening.

OMG THAT DRUG LOAD JUST GAVE ME A Columbian bow tie !
Columbian bow tie by ZASHANA March 13, 2009

kentucky bow-tie 

1) When a man partakes in depositing his fecal matter on his female partner's chest...

2) Secondly, ejaculates in such a fashion that the shape of a bow-tie is left above the (pardon my french) SHIT
The Kentucky bow-tie he left on her chest was that worthy of a penguin suit at Halloween.
kentucky bow-tie by Mama Cass December 20, 2007
the opposite of bow wow (sex) also known as anal sex.
"we forgot a condom so we wow bowed instead."
wow bow by kate May 6, 2004

Portuguese Bow tie 

When someone's throat is slit and the guy has sex with the open throat wound.
"Awww yeah i totally did the Portuguese Bow tie to your dad last night"
Portuguese Bow tie by dirty pants January 22, 2009