by Jack Offspring March 5, 2015
Get the Mullet bottom mug.A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"
Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"
Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"
Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"
by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 14, 2015
Get the matt bottom mug.Virgil the dog was bottom sick on the living room carpet today...of course he didn't go on the tile floor.
by readymix January 6, 2016
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Get the Boom bottom mug.A women with a big potruding buttoks. Usually round pronounced cheeks, you could put a plate of food on top like a table.
related to the word: steatopygia
related to the word: steatopygia
by atm TJ July 30, 2019
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Often the aftermath of a Friday night at the pub.
Severe diarrhoea.
Often the aftermath of a Friday night at the pub.
Severe diarrhoea.
"Oh shit lasts night curry has given me a pooey bottom."
"I am so scared of tge current situation i appear too of received a delightful pooey bottom."
"I am so scared of tge current situation i appear too of received a delightful pooey bottom."
by Happy Squirrel 24 April 20, 2018
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