country blumpkin 

Similar to a blumpkin, whereby a male taking a crap receives a blowjob, only this time it's from his sister.

Country blumpkin

"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"

country blumpkin by Duderer July 29, 2008

JB Blumpkin 

Receiving a blumpkin while consuming venison and patron.

I was so wasted I actually had a JB blumpkin.

JB Blumpkin by Don Keibols April 14, 2009

hairy blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking shit, while simultaneously giving him/her a haircut.

"Wow Jane, what the hell happened to your hair?!"
"Oh, I gave Joe a hairy blumpkin last night."
"Wow Jane, you two are living la vida loca!"

hairy blumpkin by Matt Horschel December 30, 2009

Smokey Blumpkin 

A girl performing oral sex on a guy while he is taking a shit and smoking a joint.

Yo dude, I was at a party and that slut Martina, was all wasted and I was in the bathroom smoking a joint and taking a shit...and she wanted to give me a smokey blumpkin!

Smokey Blumpkin by SkierGuy1979 May 4, 2010

Pilgrim Blumpkin 

Receiving a blowjob while shitting (a.k.a. receiving a blumpkin) out your Thanksgiving dinner, just like the pilgrims did.

I went home for Thanksgiving weekend and got a Pilgrim Blumpkin from my high school sweet heart!

Dude I went to the Dome on Thanksgiving weekend and got a Pilgrim Blumpkin in the bathroom!

Pilgrim Blumpkin by wandat March 3, 2011

Akron blumpkin 

A derivative of the blumpkin and cleveland steamer, the Akron blumpkin is when a man shits in his partner's mouth while receiving a reach around.

I think i lost 5-10 pounds when she finished giving me an Akron blumpkin.

Akron blumpkin by The 8th Street Hammer April 11, 2012

Double Upper Blumpkin 

A slight twist on the original blumpkin.

The double upper involves a male taking an upper decker while a female is taking a dump in the main bowl of the toilet while facing backwards. While all this is happening she is blowing him.

My buddy and his girl would have a few drinks after a night of eating hot wings. When they got home they were both so horny and had to shit so bad that it would inevitably turn into a double upper blumpkin.

Double Upper Blumpkin by Captain_Jigly February 26, 2011