Smashing Blumpkin

After receiving a Blumpkin (fellatio while defecating on the toilet), proceeding to place the lucky lady's head on the seat and smashing the lid on her.

I had the worst blumpkin ever. She didn't even swallow the goop. I had to make it a smashing blumpkin to remind her to take her protein next time.

by Tim Branberries January 31, 2008

Chicken Blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex, while pinchin a loaf (blumpkin), and additionally eating chicken wings over her head.

"Shadynasty get dat ass in here! I just got some chicken wings. You know what time its. Lookin to get muh Chicken Blumpkin on Bitch.

by A-Dot Haines October 18, 2011

brokeback blumpkin

A kind of brother blumpkin between two gay cowboys, usually in Montana.

Earl and Stu served up a brokeback blumpkin in a Helena motel room.

by dickymon August 25, 2006

Blumpkin King

A person you know that gives out the most blumpkins out of anyone.

Eric from work is real blumpkin King.

by Brandon June 24, 2004

eiffel blumpkin

a traditional blumpkin while the girl giving the blow job is being penetrated from the back (either through the ass or the pussy)

Girl- I'm not giving you head while you shit unless I'm getting some too.

Guy- Well then take it from the back and we'll call it the eiffel blumpkin!

by swarles barkley January 11, 2009

blumpkin pie

The act of vaginal intercourse while one partner defecates. This adds on the term 'blumpkin' which is receiving oral sex while defecating and combines with pie, referring to the woman's genitals. To the humorless, this is an intentional rhyme with 'pumpkin pie'.

She snuck into the bathroom stall and gave me a taste of blumpkin pie.

by reirei_shaniqua October 18, 2010

Cherry Blumpkin

This is "classic blumpkin" with a twist. Having sex while she is on the rag, then commencing the dick suck dump routine.

I love getting cherry blumpkins!!!

by Blumpkin_Taskmaster April 24, 2010