beefbag

verb or noun. the female version of a teabag - usually delivered by a woman with a Chyna-sized vagina to an unsuspecting member of either gender. the woman's wizard sleeve can be delivered to any part of the head.

girl a: let's play chicken in the pool

girl b: no thanks, i saw what you did last time you played, and i'm not really in the mood to get beefbaged.

by Summit462 May 28, 2009

Corn Beef Curtains

The labia of the vagina

"Show us your Corn Beef Curtains"

by Oh What April 21, 2008

beef bus

A beef bus is a a Penis

Parking the Beef Bus in Tuna Town

by Pod November 14, 2004

bbq beef curtains

The act of putting bbq sauce (or really any other condiment) on a woman's beef curtains in order to make the experience of giving face more pleasureable for the giver.

Man, bsmith ate like half a rack of bbq beef curtains last night.

by Stampy June 21, 2004

Beefdrop

The action of striking someone else in the forehead or face with your penis.

If you don't shut up I am going to beefdrop you!

by Zerodin September 4, 2004

beijing beef

To perform intercourse so vigorously that the female is forced to squint.

She requested a double entree platter of Beijing Beef, and I was happy to serve her up.

by WillyK March 26, 2008

Man beef

Slang term for a man's penis.

NB: Please thank the genius of Tom Baker of Bedford, UK for promoting the use of this word - his address can be provided by email.

"Mala has mega man beef!"

by J Mc March 10, 2004