One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.
Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.
Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.
Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.
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Mom: "You know Jess...why don't you like him? What did he ever do to you"! ?
Jess: "He's a fucking bush-beater...can't ever be just a simole "YES" or "NO". See how simple that was"?!
Jess: "He's a fucking bush-beater...can't ever be just a simole "YES" or "NO". See how simple that was"?!
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The Beatles are a band with four people: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and George Harrison.
The songs they wrote changed music forever! Not only did their songs change music, but everyone knows them!
Tell me, do you remember that Justin Bieber song from last summer? No? Okay.
Tell me, do you remember that one Beatles song from Abbey Road? Here Comes the Sun? Yes? Good. That was over 50 years ago.
Point made.
The Beatles are a band with four people: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and George Harrison.
The songs they wrote changed music forever! Not only did their songs change music, but everyone knows them!
Tell me, do you remember that Justin Bieber song from last summer? No? Okay.
Tell me, do you remember that one Beatles song from Abbey Road? Here Comes the Sun? Yes? Good. That was over 50 years ago.
Point made.
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"Jacob won the Science Fair with the project he ONLY STARTED LAST NIGHT?!?!? That boy's a Buzzer Beater Genius!!"
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