The Goddam Batman

An individual who is the supreme, undisputed master of something, someone, someplace or just everything.

What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Do you know who I am? I'm the goddam Batman!

The Goddam Batman by Zombie Matt September 13, 2008

Negatory batman 

way of saying no. its pretty epic.

negatory batman

Negatory batman by dicks a hoy October 1, 2010

Holy Jalapeno Batman

A term used when anything is exceptionally crazy, intriguing, or spicy.

Holy Jalapeno Batman, that dude has man-boobs!

Holy Jalapeno Batman by speediesnail September 25, 2005

Is it Batman? 

A universal question used worldwide for any situation imaginable.

(Math Class)

Teacher: Okay class if "x" equals 3 then what does "3 x" equal?
Student 1: Is it 6?
Teacher: No GTFO!
Student 2: Is it Batman?
Teacher: Why..yes...yes it is.

"Meeting of Worlds Greatest Minds"

Head Scientist: Gentlemen and women we are her today to find the scientific way to solve all the world's problems. Any Ideas?
Scientist 1: An undiscovered metal?
Head Scientist: No GTFO?
Hot Scientist Woman: What about an undiscovered metal?
Head Scientist: Well that indeed may be a possibility. See me afterwards and we'll compare notes and such at my place.
Awesome Scientist: Is it Batman?
Head Scientist: GTF-(catches himself to do calcultions)- My God this man is right!!! It indeed IS Batman!!!

Is it Batman? by Giothermal June 9, 2011

dirty batman 

n: a fart freshly caught in someones hand.

"I can't believe that guy threw a dirty batman in your face!"

dirty batman by Bradd Jones October 9, 2008

Texas batman 

A sexual maneuver in which a man sneaks up behind the victim and simultaneously whispers "I am the bat" while inserting is throbbing erection into his targets rectum.

Frank: So I gave this girl the "Texas batman" the other night.
Jimmy: You sneaky bastard.

Texas batman by Degenerates August 5, 2009

The Batman 

A rich man with issues who goes and beats up people with his multimillion-dollar gadgets and suit.

Op: "The Batman is just some guy in a costume, I ain't scared of him."

The Batman by coolpersonwhoplaysvideogames May 17, 2021