The Barnes Buffet

The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.

Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!

by It's all a joke June 7, 2011

barn blew up

what you say to your gay friend when they ask what happened but you can’t be bothered to say the thing that actually happened because its boring and a barn blowing is way cooler.

“Why’d you leave early from class?” asks the gay friend in question.
“Barn blew up,” you reply.

by barnboy April 24, 2023

blue barn

A drafty blue barn that also sounds like something which some girls believe you shouldn't look up on urban dictionary because it reminds those girls of something else.

"I'm sure blue barn is on Urban Dictionary..."

by Tim Maddows February 3, 2023

barn hair don't care

A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.

Had a great ride..now it's time to get cleaned up. Barn Hair Don't Care #BarnHairDontCare

by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021

dang dog in a barn

Enhancement of the word dang

Awww. Dang dog in a barn.

by Joey Vaughn June 13, 2017

Dude-Barn

A windowless and beat-up old van that's seen more smiles disappear from a child's face than a falling blob of ice cream on a hot summer day.

AKA: The Dude Barn

Dude-Barning (action verb)

Dude, did you just see that Dude Barn go by?

Looks like that guy is Dude-barning..

by darcblu84 August 9, 2012

Barnes and Unstable

From the 2015 movie Pixels. Something Sam Brenner (Adam Sandler) said as a joke to Ludlow Lamonsoff (Josh Gad) in response to a picture book made by Ludlow which he showed to Sam.

You should sell it at Barnes and Unstable.

by Mikkebak October 1, 2022