time bandit 

someone renowned or reliable for stealing all your time.

Cam: "yeah man I'll be over in 5 minutes" *80 minutes later*

"oh yeah sorry man, I just started talking to my mom on the way out, I am leaving right now!" *35 minutes later* "my dad got me to help him unload his truck right as I was about to leave, I'm just gonna walk the dog and I'll head right up... Is anyone else there yet?"
Victim:"DUDE, everyone is here! wtf, come on!"
*25 minutes later*
Cam:" oh hey man, yeah, I totally forgot I already made plans with jen the other day... I gotta go to this movie tonight, so I cant come chill, you guys should just hold onto my share..."

Victim: ...

Victim: *SIGHate you* gad damn, you time bandit!

time bandit by marinade August 15, 2010

ass bandit 

a gay male

And its ARSE bandit fools

"Haw, youse uhr total arse bandits by the way an aw that"

ass bandit by spicymince February 5, 2004

Rss Bandit 

Corruption of "arse-bandit". Someone (normally a clueless boss) who insists on forwarding the contents of rss feeds to you by e-mail as if they are some kind of news authority, normally entitled "Did you see this?"

She keeps forwarding me "New Features of Windows 7" posts as if I either give a shit or live in a cave.

What an rss bandit!

Rss Bandit by BingoJenkins August 11, 2009

broccoli bandit 

People that don't shower for months and have athletes foot. The odor coming from said person lingers in cars and can cause eye irritation, brain explosion, sterility, shortness of breath, prolonged painful erection, bleeding from the ears, menopause, pregnancy, heart attack, stroke, the ability to run long distances to escape from said odor, gender confusion, attraction to transvestites, melting skin, chink eyes, unavoidable urge to murder, and sometimes temporary symptoms of death may occur.

Asylum: "It smells like fuckin broccoli in here."
Corey: "I think I figured out who the broccoli bandit is guys... I haven't washed my feet or my hair in like 3 months..."

broccoli bandit by Asylum760 December 2, 2009

Coconut Bandit

A person who steals your sperm.

Dude don't date her, she's just a coconut bandit.

Coconut Bandit by Austin Ries July 29, 2011

Cunty Bandit 

Female outlaw on her period.

A band of cunty bandits came through town the other day and robbed the variety store of tampons.

Cunty Bandit by silverbackapes November 18, 2011

Beard Bandit 

(n) - one who sneaks into another's room and shaves their beard off, collects the shavings, and stores them in a Ziploc bag.

Dammit, that beard bandit sure got Brendan last night. It's gonna take him a whole day to grow that luscious beard back.

Beard Bandit by AsianJewWhite. January 18, 2012