Mexican badger

When your having sex with a girl, but nut to fast, so in an attempt to prolong it, you go down on her, inevitably, eating your own nut.

Guy 1- bro, I accidentally gave myself a Mexican badger last night with Wharton.
Guy2- what the hell is that?
Guy1- she was so tight I nutted super fast so I decided to eat her out untill I got hard again, but I ended up eating my own nut.
Guy 2- get away from me.

by Cooter skooter October 7, 2018

two badgers duking it out in a burlap sack

when a female with large breasts is going out for a jog wearing only a sports bra, her funbags bounce about uncontrollably.

Person 1 : "damn, check out those funbages."
Person 2 : "yeah, it looks like to badgers duking it out in a burlap sack!"

by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004

Badge Whore

Someone in the MMORPG World of Warcraft who collects and hoards Badges of Justice collected out of Heroic and Raid Dungeons.

Falrorgan is almost as much of a Badge Whore as Icebergie.

by Bannockburn June 18, 2008

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

Brown Eye

Similar to the Jap Eye but with a brown colour!

by Dan March 16, 2004

Rabbi Badger

Or the 'Dancing badger' as it is known can be found in the deep lakes of Detroit, Michigan.

Floudering as it does, he wigga's and wagga's down wit da nigga's, 'wesssst-siiiiddddddde, west-siiiiiiiide', it be heard rapping, it can also beat box.

Jay-Z is one. And maaaaybe Busta Rhymes, hard to say, I haven't seen his balls...

by dekionplexis.com January 27, 2005

badger

Means well gud or streetracer

That was well badger or luk at thoses 2 badgers going down the road

by Mr Susan & Carl the tennis rat October 6, 2008

badger

(n) A declaration of wind from the anus.

Queen - Badger

Charles - Core blimey Mummsie. I'm grateful for the advance notice but please lay off the brussel sprouts.

by chocolatelamington January 14, 2007