badvertisement

A advertisment that randomly pops up when you are checking out a web page. One that you will never look but only look for the close key.

I was checking a webstie when a badvertisement popped up and I instantly clicked close!

by youalreadyknow722 November 29, 2010

baddest motherfucker of all time

Shaft.

Shaft was the baddest motherfucker of all time.

by John Beans May 14, 2016

full bladder accident

When you had a full bladder that couldn't hold anymore and made you pee yourself

(didn't really happen):I was in the pool for a while and had to pee badly and my friend talked to me for a while and my bladder was bursting my legs were crossed and when my friend stopped talking I got up to use the bathroom and made it but my bladder just couldn't hold anymore and tried to hold long enough to use the toilet but I had a full bladder accident before I could use the bathroom and my bathing suit was soaked in pool water and my pee from my bladder.

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber April 22, 2021

Releasing the Badger

1.) The escape of one's own odor from the rear.

2.) The art of releasing gaseous fumes from the body strategically so mortal enemies unknowingly walk through them.

Jackie: Nikki I have been releasing the badger all over the store.

by Baby Badger March 27, 2010

horny ass badger

A Horny Badger that over indulges in crawling in and out of Asses, or a badger that enjoys hardcore Anal

That guy is such a horny ass badger. Check out that horny ass badger

by The Electric Weasel April 22, 2015

poking the badger

The act of harassing, cajoling or otherwise provoking a reaction from a crabby overworked colleague.

"Daves still not completed that document and I asked him a thousand times!" "Don't worry- just keep poking the badger"

by Gravydavy March 21, 2016

Skunk Like a Badger

When someone is terrible at something you call them Skunk Like a Badger, as they stink like a skunk and look like a badger (go outside you wont).

Samantha: Playing Fortnite with Dave
Dave: fucking annihilates Samantha.
Dave: "You're bad, you're free, literally and figuratively dogwater, straight up Skunk Like a Badger, any askers?"

by ClownJuice August 31, 2021