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Badvertisement 

Advertisements that are stupid as fuck. One of those commercials or magazine ads that makes you groan and say, WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING OR TRYING TO PORTRAY WITH THIS BULLSHIT!! A completely retarded advertisement. A form of badvertising
Did you see that badvertisement during the half time show? Yah, it was stupid as fuck!
Badvertisement by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
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badvertisement 

A advertisment that randomly pops up when you are checking out a web page. One that you will never look but only look for the close key.
I was checking a webstie when a badvertisement popped up and I instantly clicked close!
badvertisement by youalreadyknow722 November 29, 2010

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a method by corporate fat cats to make people buy their products by intruding into just about every damn website motorway road and TV station to fuel their own personal greed
Hey, this can is dripping with water! BE THIRSTY!
Some celebrity eats ARSENIC BURGERS! you want to be like this CELEBRITY don't you
Wow! This supermodel likes HITTING HER HEAD AGAINST A WALL! Hmm, hitting your head against a wall may be linked to SUPERMODELS! Let's go try it! Huzzah!
Hey kids! Making your parents buy EXPENSIVE THINGS from EXPENSE CO. is COOL, because we say so! Now bug your parents into buying these things or EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU
advertisement by Potatoman December 20, 2003

radvertisement 

An advertisement that is made to make a product seem much more awesome than it is.
What a radvertisement is like:

*cheap explosion effect* Announcer: Introducing the new Grease Destroyer! It cuts through grease like a hot knife through butter! *sword slash sound effect*
radvertisement by Erfinjerfin July 6, 2009

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A thing thats on this site because the owner is too cheap to pay for the servers himself. He needs that money to get himself a cheap hooker.
Urban Dictionary's owner says "How could I affored an advertisement free site and 500 hookers a month? It's impossible."
Advertisement by AdHaterXTREME December 5, 2007

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When you hate Urban Dictionary's dumb mug and neck gaiter and figure out that a definition can be so long that it literally makes the self-promo non-existent.
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counterproductive advertisement 

Any advertisement that causes the viewer to boycott the product rather than purchase it. They usually cause people to cringe with disgust when they see them. This does NOT include the Snuggie and the Shamwow T.V. ads(and a few select others) because they were so over the top, which made people want to buy them as a joke.
Snorgtees, The General Insurance, That new evil Cheeto's Cheetah, Mr. Mucus Mucinex, That one fungus commercial with the animated green blob living under your toenail, various internet spam popups, Head On, and many more depending on viewer opinion.

Person: "I can't stand that guy's voice who does the Carls Jr. commercials with all the messy burgers. He makes me want to eat at Jack-in-the-Box."
Nathan44294: "That is a counterproductive advertisement."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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