jizz baby

1. Little Bitch.
2. Someone who you dominate. (Sexually)
3. Someone who you dominate. (Unsexually.)

1. You're such a fucking jizz baby, bro.
2. I want to be your jizz baby.
3. Ahahaha, you're my fucking jizz baby. GET REKT, BTICH.

by SonOfNazareth June 24, 2016

Prop Baby

A neigborhood infant, 0-24 months of age, used as a human shield while dealing with law enforcement, in an attempt to avoid arrest and/or a beating.

While speaking to da police, the female ran upstairs and grabbed a "prop baby" and came back down, telling da police, "they can't touch me cause I gots a baby!"

by Hambone212 December 22, 2010

splashback baby

when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"

my brother is a result of a splashback baby.

by eradacator486 November 10, 2017

Weenie Babies

Institutional investors who panic sell at the first sign of a market downtrend

The Hedge Fund weenie babies are shorting the market again

by Dragan1979 May 6, 2021

Turbo Baby

When one yells out that he or she has a turbo and is going really fast. A racing group in the Dustball Rally. One that loves to go fast in a turbocharged car when intoxicated. A cocky racer and a shit talker.

"It's a Turbo Baby, a turbo" Andy says when driving past another fast car wanting to race after a night out at a club.

by Baraki Doc November 12, 2011

Nepotism baby

Someone with famous parents

Bella hadid is a nepotism baby

by Yourlocalenby October 6, 2022

Government Baby

A baby that is born to a parent or parents that cannot afford to raise a baby. The parent(s) then require to live off the government for food, welfare, housing, and/or medicaid.

What is that girl thinkin' getting pregnant!? She doesn't have a job and she lives with her mom. Her beau doesn't have a job, a car, a house, or socks to cover his feet! She's DEFINITELY having a government baby!

by notmakinbaby October 2, 2010