On that Birch

To panic obsessively for no damn reason.

Hey man, why you on that birch
Dude, I dont know why, but im on that birch

by UncleSeth December 14, 2016

Bern the bich

A stupid boy who always has a weird boner 24/7. Every single day he masturbates out in the open in public on the streets. He has been arrested over 2169 times by the Australian federal police department. He has been famous for humping Jutsin Biber.

E.g 1- Yo what up Bern the bich :) :)
E.g 2- Bern the bich is raping dogs, raping dogs, raping dogs, Bern the bich is raping dogs, hes a faggot....(Parody to old McDonald)

by Bernymasturbating1269 April 29, 2019

The 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff

When you fancy your postman so much you just want to rip his socks and pants off and allow him to enter in to your humble abode from the backdoor.

Merty Bernister

Oh that postman is so hot I wish he would just do the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff up my anus.
Merty bernister ached for his local delivery boy to deliver the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff up his sausage swollow

by Merty_bernister_9brachdyroad September 16, 2019

Mark Anthony Birchall

The overall greatest person ever. If you dont know them then you should. They are such an amazing person. The gods bow down to mark. He rules the heavens

I am Mark Anthony Birchall l!!!!!!

by The BRUTAL Truths June 9, 2022

Oh my bich

When something is amazing/fabulous/beautiful. Bich is taken from the French word for deer

"Oh my bich I that dress is slaying"
"Oh my bich this pizza is amazing"
"Oh my bich this venue is beautiful"

by The C.L.I.T Commander December 7, 2023

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich

Doing a gagiggle fuck without nutting

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich

by Official word Nugget November 20, 2023

Mr. Birchum

An awful anti-woke animation by The Daily Wire that claims to try to be as offensive as possible, but fails at that. The main character, the eponymous Mr. Birchum, is a mouthpiece for the right-wing writers. The woke strawman, who we’re supposed to disagree with, ends up being in the right in most scenarios. Only people with no talent surrounded by yes-men could’ve screwed this up.

Person #1: Why don’t we watch “Mr. Birchum”?
Person #2: Why? Do you not have anything good to stream?

by anonymous July 22, 2024