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turkey breast

a fat male with huge breasts
layhes got huge turkey breasts
by karl06 May 18, 2006
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Breastaurant

a place in which huge jugs can be hired for a while, usually for a night of fun
Dude: where were you last night?

Stoner: i was down the breastaurant. i got me some 34DD's! hours of fun! :D
by !NICK! September 13, 2006
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Breast vigina

An artifical vigina that a woman can have a plastic surgeon make on the under side of one or both of her breasts so that guys can fuck them.
Kathy's got a breast vigina.
by Deep blue 2012 February 7, 2010
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Breastaurant

Another name for a lactating woman's breasts, as they provide nourishment similar to that of a dining establishment or fast food joint. When your kids done with the old lady and shes still got some of that white lightning left, ask her if you can get in on some of that breastaurant action.
Guybrush: "Hey hon, is Charley full yet?

Theresa: "Yeah, he's about done. Boy hes really fucking my tits up today, enough of that! They kind of look like hamburger patties..."

Guybrush: "Cool babe, let me have a seat at the breastaurant I'm hungry!"

Theresa: "Jesus Raymond, they aren't freakin' jawbreakers, lay off!"

Guybrush: "Maybe if you weren't so fat I'd treat you better...."

Theresa: "Maybe if your penis didn't look like a lightswitch, I wouldn't care."

Guybrush: "I want a divorce..."
by WhoWantsAFreeJ? November 24, 2010
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breastapenavaginicle

1 A combanation of a breast,penis, vagina, and testicle (dont ask how)
2 A hermaphrodite
3 Located in various spots
4 Often found at orgies
"wow caitlyn you have a giant breastapenavaginicle!"
"Gees... Hilary I didn't know you liked breastapenavaginicles?!"
by Hill Cat June 26, 2006
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brats

Tiny mostly weak rich kids that has a lot of money but mostly just get´s robbeb of them.

A brat can never, under no circumstances be "hard as stone".
by Jeeves von Schnaupel February 14, 2004
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janet jackson's breast

I wanna squeez Janet jackson's breast
by ac February 9, 2004
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