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Bobby Knocking 

The act of repeatedly slapping one's member against the face of one's partner during foreplay.
I was Bobby Knocking my girlfriend last night, which turned her on immensely
Bobby Knocking by Barry_2007 August 31, 2007

Bobby-Tommy 

Bobby-Tommy is a term used when referring to the made up names foreign Customer Care reps are forced to use when dealing with American, European, Canadian and any other English speaking nation. Outsourced Customer Care (CC) for short, is mainly outsourced to places like India, China, and the Philippians. Where their native names are not as commonly used elsewhere in the world. So companies give these employees Bobby-Tommy's. Example: A name of Yashodhara Abhay would be given an Americanized name of Bobby Smith. This trick is suppose to help the customer feel like they are not dealing with outsourced labor, but it rarely, if ever works.

Well I left my wireless carrier today. I was stuck on hold for an hour and ended up speaking with yet another Bobby-Tommy. I couldn't understand a word they were saying, but they somehow managed to mess up my account again. Do these companies really think giving a name Jennifer Warner to someone that could barely speak English would fool me into thinking I was speaking to an American?
Bobby-Tommy by the2ndflood August 4, 2008

Bobby Flayed 

When you cheat on your wife and she lets the whole world know what you did
Greg got Bobby Flayed so hard that even his side chick left him
Bobby Flayed by g0dsw0rk December 21, 2015

Bobby Cannon

The saltiest, most unindependent degenerate to exist on this mortal coil
Person 1:Wow I just fought a king k main
P2: He was probably a bobby cannon
P1: Yh fam u right

Bobby-laugh 

The term 'bobby-laugh' denotes a laugh of excessive measure and volume, deemed by the audience, given the stimulus that prompted the laugh.

A 'Bobby-laugh' nearly always follows a comment that is either mediocre in its comical value, or not funny at all. What seperates the laugh from a standard laugh is therefore defined post-joke; upon review of whether the magnitude of the laugh coincides with the comical level of the 'joke'.

The laugh is usually short, loud and abrupt and bares little justification.
This laugh is not of sarcastic tone and is usually intended as genuine by the laugher.
The enthusiasm and the magnitude, as measured by volume and abruptness, is often linked to the degree of compliance and agreeableness that the laugher wishes to demonsrate.
Standard passing remark:-

Person A: "...I don't know what i'd do with the money!!!?"
Person B: "...calm down love you still have a 2 more boxes left yet!"
Bobby Laugher: "...HAHAHAHAHA."

Note the bobby-laugher often is not included in the dialogue of the main parties concerned.

Bobby-laugh by Jamieth March 4, 2009

bobby shmurda 

Possibly the exact reason of whats wrong with today's youth.
Some of the lyrics in his song "hot nigga" include 'I've been selling crack since like the 5th grade'
Oh and it includes
13 nigga's, 4 shit's, 3 gun's, 2 money's, 2 bitch's and 3 dumb's
The song peaked at #6 on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart for a 'sec

Our youth is ruined.
Tim: "Hey scott, Have you seen that new song 'hot nigga'? Its so cool man!"
Scott: "Oh yea! Dude, bobby shmurda is so cool for selling crack in the 5th grade!"
Tim: "Ikr! I wish I could be him!"
bobby shmurda by Cewlt December 13, 2014