british trumbone

the act of trying to sing a song with a dick down your throat.

she sure was good at the british trumbone

by chower July 4, 2014

British teeth

Horrible teeth owned by the lowest of the low.

Dentist says: damn this guy got British teeth

Patient says: oh shit

by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020

British

Members of a fictional country who struggle living in the shadow of the irish, expressing their frustration with stabbings and transphobic remarks. They have a queen yet are not bees.

British: "Oi mate, I'm British, where are you-"
Normal person: "please stay away from me"

by søren🗼 January 6, 2022

The British Difference

1.The elements of so-called "British speak" that make Brits sound so much cooler to Americans.
2.Difference in humor among Americans and Brits.

1. American: That party was awesome, but now I feel like shit, man! I'm gonna go crash.
Brit: That party was ace, but now I feel absolutely shit. I'm pissing off home to have a kip.

Observer #1 :That second guy sounds way cooler.
Observer #2: That's the british difference.

2. American #1: I didn't understand the jokes on that BBC show last night.
American #2: Me neither; it must have been the british difference

by Tommytomtomtom5000000 July 3, 2009

Fat British woman

A fat British woman is an overweight British woman/girl most of the time will date a back African man

Wow that fat British woman is so fat she has her own satellite

by The real pewds April 21, 2019

british gangfight

An out-of-hand argument between two groups of people that lacks any form of physical violence.

Kid 1: Did you see that fight yesterday?
Kid 2: No one threw a punch or anything, it was just a British gangfight

by Axem Chaotix September 29, 2005

British Person

Does not actually exist. Great Britain is a union of four countries, England, (Northern) Ireland, Scotland and Wales. Great Britain is not a country therefore there can't be British people. There are however English, Irish, Scottish and Welsh people.

Random yank redneck: "Yehuck, your Bridish ain't ya?"

Me: "No you moron I'm English."

by Toolstyle June 13, 2005