Prop Baby

A neigborhood infant, 0-24 months of age, used as a human shield while dealing with law enforcement, in an attempt to avoid arrest and/or a beating.

While speaking to da police, the female ran upstairs and grabbed a "prop baby" and came back down, telling da police, "they can't touch me cause I gots a baby!"

by Hambone212 December 22, 2010

splashback baby

when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"

my brother is a result of a splashback baby.

by eradacator486 November 10, 2017

Weenie Babies

Institutional investors who panic sell at the first sign of a market downtrend

The Hedge Fund weenie babies are shorting the market again

by Dragan1979 May 6, 2021

DECEMBER BABY

A December baby is someone who is born in December.

I'm a December baby.

by whydontwechickeeforever October 16, 2019

jizz baby

1. Little Bitch.
2. Someone who you dominate. (Sexually)
3. Someone who you dominate. (Unsexually.)

1. You're such a fucking jizz baby, bro.
2. I want to be your jizz baby.
3. Ahahaha, you're my fucking jizz baby. GET REKT, BTICH.

by SonOfNazareth June 24, 2016

overflow baby

When a baby was just supposed to be cum left in a womans dirt hole, but just enough overflowed into the ham wallet to conceive a child. With most nutrients not ending up where the should have, the kid ends up lacking smarts and motivation.

This apprentice is so useless he must have been an overflow baby.

by Chickenfucker98 June 23, 2020

Baby Gorl

someone who is just so much more than a baby girl, you have to emphasize it with the “O”

Molly brought me to get pedialyte, WHAT A BABY GORL

by Baby Gorl January 30, 2020