Flake Ass

A person that makes plans with someone and ditches them to hang out with other people.
Hey you hanging out Joe Cabana tonight? No he's a Flake Ass.
by Bob Dennis December 04, 2010
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ass pals

A derogatory reference to two males who spend so much time together that their friendship might reasonably be construed as a homosexual relationship.
There go Matt and Ben again ... what a couple of ass pals!
by MarkRo May 14, 2008
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Ass Fondue

Any anul crust that resembles processed cheese food.
by Navin_Johnson April 15, 2008
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gnat's ass

Very small measurement used by toolmakers & engineers, or roughly .0001 or one ten thousandth of an inch. Actual size may vary between shops, but always much less than a pussy hair. About one tenth of a skosh which is equal to approximately one nudge of the dial.

Note: When specified, generally regarded as smaller than the smallest one can measure or produce, since while most people intuitively understand that a gnat's ass is pretty small, few have actually bothered a gnat to measure one.
"Clearance is clearance, Clarance, but that die is only missing by a gnat's ass".
by aethernet September 03, 2006
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my ass

Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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hella ass

what you be pullin on the daily
Example: Damm, you be pullin hella ass like every day. That shit is tight!

Respondant: I do alright.
by Seatthell July 28, 2011
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caca ass

a dirty anus with shit in the crack.
hey caca ass get yo stanky ass over here.
by shit brick creampie February 10, 2017
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