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Anal Aardvarks

A sex game played between two or more people when the "Aardvark" grunts while licking the others anus while flicking their tongue in an "aardvark-like" motion.
Andrew: "Hey Carly, wanna play Anal Aardvarks?"

Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"

Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"

Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"
by MikeyG4753 August 1, 2013
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anal chicken

A game involving a naked girl and at least 3 guys.

The girl bends over and spreads her legs and the guys get themselves erect.
They then run at the girl in turn and attempt penetration.

The winner is the first guy to successfully achieve intercourse and he is allowed to 'finish off'.
Dude your sister played anal chicken with the football team last night!
by Edvardo August 29, 2006
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anal fisting

the sliding of one's whole hand into another's anus
I walked into Bob's room and he was anal fisting his girlfriend
by Frederikson c304 January 30, 2006
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Anal Bomb

The sexual postion in which person A lays flat on their front while person B poos in side person A's anus. It can be used for pleasure or just for good hardcore sex.
We had a great anal bomb last night
by kollok234 July 29, 2012
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Anal Virginity

It's When Someone Never Had Sexual Intercouse Through The Ass.
Mary Lost Her Anal Virginity Through Double Penetration
by Jimmy_Willock February 27, 2018
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Anal thunder

"Bob's anal thunder smells like sh*t!"
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
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anal vomit

1. A REALLY bad case of multicolored diarrhea.
A: Dude, I totally couldn't sleep last night.
B: Why?
A: I had anal vomit for like three hours. My bathroom's destroyed.
B: Is that why you're walking like a cowboy?
A: No... *cough*
by Cola J March 18, 2008
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