A sex game played between two or more people when the "Aardvark" grunts while licking the others anus while flicking their tongue in an "aardvark-like" motion.
Andrew: "Hey Carly, wanna play Anal Aardvarks?"
Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"
Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"
Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"
Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"
Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"
Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"
by MikeyG4753 August 1, 2013
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The girl bends over and spreads her legs and the guys get themselves erect.
They then run at the girl in turn and attempt penetration.
The winner is the first guy to successfully achieve intercourse and he is allowed to 'finish off'.
The girl bends over and spreads her legs and the guys get themselves erect.
They then run at the girl in turn and attempt penetration.
The winner is the first guy to successfully achieve intercourse and he is allowed to 'finish off'.
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