National abuse a short person day

The day where a person can *abuse a short person* *without permission*

It allows any type of abuse.

13 June, National abuse a short person day

by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020

ruby amulet

When you've edged your penis so long that the head turns dark red and you bust on your girl's neck. Ideally, the cum drips down both sides, creating the illusion of a 'ruby amulet'

totally gave Dan's mom a ruby amulet last night
*high fives all around*

by holdenfraserwatson November 27, 2021

Domestic spank abuse

When someone calls spank way too often, usually just to be a bully or to make their confidence level rocket upwards. They also sometimes threaten to call the police.

Dayna said she was calling the police for my spanks, so I told her it was domestic spank abuse.

by Spanky McSpankeren August 5, 2011

shouting abuse

Shouting abuse, a popular game in cars taking adolescent boys to rugby, is a game where someone in the car opens their window and shouts "abuse" very loudly at someone walking past. Extra points for making them scream.

Driver: "Look! There's someone, start shouting abuse"

Passenger: "Abuse!!!!!!"

by jeffryjirraf March 9, 2008

hashtag abuser

A person who hashtags everything!

Girl: #OMG #I #SAW #JUSTINBEIBER #AT #THE #MALL #TODAY!

Guy: You are such a hashtag abuser.

by Pres. Vante August 4, 2014

hashtag abuser

A hashtag abuser is someone who posts a picture on a social media such as Instagram and then proceeds to overload the description with hashtags, which often have nothing to do with the picture itself in an attempt to get more likes.

"Hey man, did you see how many hashtags Stacy used on her insta picture?"

"Yeah bro, she's totally a hashtag abuser"

by shortfilmartist August 4, 2014

National abuse sam day

National abuse sam day is for all people who know a sam, he could be just really annoying or he could just be a twat. We all join in to punch him, kick him, slap him with your chanticleer or just any sort of abuse. It's always a male sam. Laws are still forced but with fewer consequences. It is celebrated on March 18th.

Sam-“hey man, ur nan. Boom.”
An intellectual-“I’M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS!” *slaps with chanticleer*
Sam-“NOOO”
The intellectual-“Thank god for its national abuse sam day, another good day”

by jeef yarson III May 25, 2020