“i don’t care how bad my life gets i’ll never drink eggnog. it’s made of egg whites. ew. abortion. “
by the navster December 1, 2021

A person who would have provided the same (if not more) to society and the people around them had they been aborted. They wear you down with their presence and personality. It is as if they feed off of your life force.
by sloshyslushy February 27, 2024

A type of abortion that is performed by an Albanian person in order to save money. The abortion also causes the woman to become infertile. The person performing the abortion kicks the woman very hard in the uterus, killing the foetus and also completely destroying the uterus which hence causes the woman to remain infertile for the rest of her life.
Guy 1: "Something is up. Last week Hannah said she's pregnant but now she just told me she's infertile"
Guy 2: "She clearly was given the Albanian abortion"
Guy 2: "She clearly was given the Albanian abortion"
by CherrykoolaidYT December 21, 2021

A vacation taken, specifically for a/an abortion. A compound term, comprised of the words abortion, and vacation. Used to normalize and add humor to a tense situation.
by Mr.ShMoker March 27, 2024

by Mommy go May 13, 2022

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021

by Sussy director September 10, 2021
