Auto-Erect

When you see something which instantly makes you horny.

When I open my eyes only I auto-erect.

by Jkshhajqjhe March 28, 2020

Auto da Fé

What you oughtn't to do, but you do anyway

Hey Torquemada, what's an Auto da Fé?
It's what you oughtn't to do, but you do anyway!

by LokisRedDawn March 18, 2021

auto-create

To automatically create something

We were out of time, so Jane auto-created this video from the picture collage

by Provis February 12, 2020

Grand Theft Auto

1. Grand Theft Auto (or GTA for short) is a video game franchise made back in 1997. The newest game in the franchise is called "GTA The trilogy: definitive edition released in 2021.

2. Grand Theft Auto means to steal someone else's vehicle (specifically a car)

and it is unlawful, so PLEASE do not try this at home.

I played Grand Theft Auto 5.

Is that person doing Grand Theft Auto?

by ToolifyStudios August 4, 2022

Auto Erotic Charizardation

When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!

by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020

Auto correct

The worst thing ever invented

Yo, stupid auto correct

by Nyan sans February 28, 2017

auto-train

An American train service from the 1970s where passengers could take their cars with them in special rail cars that were connected to the passenger coaches all the way to Florida from outside Washington D.C., and for a brief time Kentucky. After going bankrupt in 1981, Amtrak took over the operation 2 years later and rebranded it as "Auto Train", which still runs today.

Dad: The family's going to Disney World!

Mom: Ugh, I'm not looking forward to sitting in a car for 3 days.

Dad: We're not taking the car, we're going to ride the auto-train all the way there!

Son: What's the auto-train?

Dad: Well, it basically means we get to relax in luxury aboard a special train, and we don't have to drive! They even have on-board movies, dining and beds!

Mom: I'm on board for that!

by takeyourcarwithyou March 9, 2021