Australia

A death trap.

You can not survive a day in Australia.

by TheBirchy September 2, 2017

Australian Server

A place where you must swear

Person 1: Sorry cunt but this is an Australian server, you didn't swear enough.
Person 2: Oh fuck shit cock ass-

by leafy_is_queer January 15, 2018

Australia

One Word: Crikey

Australian Guy: CRIKEY! this is a wild (Insert way too dangerous animal here) In his natural habitat! it could attack at any moment....

by Greenm8 February 10, 2018

Australian Foot Stool

The act or method of having one leg propped on a platform or tall stool and aggressively whipping your ass in the reverse direction towards your cock and balls or clam trap. Truelly a specialty maneuver for the smaller individual.

Kenny was worried he would be defeated by his shit, so he pulled out the Australian Foot Stool for safe measure.

by Snoone March 23, 2018

australian bush wookie

A hairy thot from australia

that aussie over there is an australian bush wookie

by mamba9901 July 26, 2018

Australia

A country in which anything and everything will want to kill you, including spiders, snakes, sharks, crocodiles, birds, fish, bees, and even centipedes. Be extremely cautious.

G'day mate, I'm from Australia.

by ThisPageCannotBeDisplayed November 17, 2018

Australia

a fake country, it doesn't exist. A myth created by Great Britain to cover the fact that they sent all their prisoners in the Atlantic to die. cuz u know over in the U.K, we don't do genocide

have u ever been to Australia? do u know anyone that's been to australia? facts don't care about ur feelings liberal

by ERRRRRRRRRRRGOD November 21, 2018