appejizer

When you swallow a load before dinner. Usually a guy, who is on a business trip and meets other guys on grindr and blows them before meeting his straight coworkers for dinner.

Coworker1 - “Bro, why were you late for dinner?”

Coworker2 - “I’m so sao’ee, I had to finish my appejizer.”

by Geoff851234 July 16, 2023

Appalachian bidet

When you have run out of toilet paper and you call your cousin Cletus or equivalent to come and do you a solid and use his stream of urine to clean your chocolate covered starfish.

“Yeah I ran out of toilet paper and I had to give my cousin a call to come and give me an Appalachian bidet to get clean.”

by Loganjaman August 16, 2023

Appalachian Blessing

When a bunch of male friends assemble and ejaculate on a new item for good luck.

We are doing an Appalachian blessing this Friday on my new lawnmower.

by Hillbilly Relish September 5, 2023

Appalachian Whirlygig

When two guys are orally Eiffel towering two chicks interconnected with a double ended dildo, the guys grab each others forearms and rock back and forth like old-timey lumberjacks hand sawing a log.

Hey! Remember how those girls gagged when we gave them the Ol’ Appalachian Whirlygig?

by bigB-Rad86 January 19, 2024

appeal to triviality

A logical fallacy where someone involved in an argument says the issue in question being argued over "doesn't really matter" in an attempt to shame their opponent into giving up so that their side can push their agenda unopposed.

This fallacy is easily countered by telling the person doing this argument to shut up and go away if they don't actually care.

Person 1: "Why do you care so much if the space marines in Warhammer 40,000 are female anyway? It's just toy soldiers, stop being such a whiny incel over nothing!"
Person 2: "Appeal to triviality. If you didn't actually care about this stuff then you wouldn't even argue about it in the first place."

by janh47 February 1, 2024

Apfelscheiße

Derived from the word 'chickenshit' meaning petty or worthless, Apfelscheiße (apple-shit in English) means hopeless or lonely.

Hey, Jim! How's Unna right now?
Unna has been a whole bunch of Apfelscheiße, ever since Steph left.

by Mikæl.Anna.Broz November 22, 2023

Apelpisía

Apelpisía or Apelpisia is a bomb ass-name which is used by the bestest of best

it's not just a cool-sounding word! It means desolateness in the Greek language

Guy 1: hey do you Apelpisía?

Guy 2: Yeah I know him he's a good Vtuber

Guy 1: why would he name himself does he know what Apelpisía even means?
Guy 2: I dunno sounds cool to me

by Doctor mario July 11, 2024