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appejizer 

When you swallow a load before dinner. Usually a guy, who is on a business trip and meets other guys on grindr and blows them before meeting his straight coworkers for dinner.
Coworker1 - “Bro, why were you late for dinner?”

Coworker2 - “I’m so sao’ee, I had to finish my appejizer.”
appejizer by Geoff851234 July 16, 2023

Amsterdam Appetizer

The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.
I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.

Appetizer 

Food before food. Fucking greatest shit ever.
Now you can tell a fat guy invented the appetizer.
Appetizer by Kanda March 27, 2007

Appetizer Beer

Beers under 10% ABV that you order as a starter beer before the real entrée beer.
Brian: Hey Kevin, any beers above 10% ABV?

Kevin: No.

Brian: Let me get one of your appetizer beers then for now.

appetize 

To stimulate the appetite (not in the dictionary, but it SHOULD be - hence you fine people)
That kiwi tart looks like puke - it simply does not appetize.
appetize by ecushey June 30, 2003

Sex Appetized 

Sex Appetized persons are those who experience the good needs on a somewhat regular basis. They frequently think about sexual actions (although not necessarily about sex itself), often at inopportune times (I.e. During a test or at a club meeting). They find it difficult to restrain themselves from engaging in such actions when in close proximity to another sex appetized person with whom they share a mutual romantic interest. While they may experience the good needs as a result of seeing an attractive person when they are single, they do not act on such impulses
Jamie: Man, I really wanna do some nasty stuff to that guy over there

Caroline: But you're not gonna do it right?

Jamie: nah, I'm only sex appetized right now.
Sex Appetized by Casapadrazquez February 29, 2016