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appejizer 

When you swallow a load before dinner. Usually a guy, who is on a business trip and meets other guys on grindr and blows them before meeting his straight coworkers for dinner.
Coworker1 - “Bro, why were you late for dinner?”

Coworker2 - “I’m so sao’ee, I had to finish my appejizer.”
appejizer by Geoff851234 July 16, 2023
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appejizer 

When you swallow a load before dinner. Usually a guy, who is on a business trip and meets other guys on grindr and blows them before meeting his straight coworkers for dinner.
Coworker1 - “Bro, why were you late for dinner?”

Coworker2 - “I’m so sao’ee, I had to finish my appejizer.”
appejizer by Geoff851234 July 16, 2023

Amsterdam Appetizer

The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.
I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.
Amsterdam Appetizer by AnotherSynonym February 15, 2009

Appetizer 

Food before food. Fucking greatest shit ever.
Now you can tell a fat guy invented the appetizer.
Appetizer by Kanda March 27, 2007

Appetizer Beer

Beers under 10% ABV that you order as a starter beer before the real entrée beer.
Brian: Hey Kevin, any beers above 10% ABV?

Kevin: No.

Brian: Let me get one of your appetizer beers then for now.

appetize 

To stimulate the appetite (not in the dictionary, but it SHOULD be - hence you fine people)
That kiwi tart looks like puke - it simply does not appetize.
appetize by ecushey June 30, 2003

Sex Appetized 

Sex Appetized persons are those who experience the good needs on a somewhat regular basis. They frequently think about sexual actions (although not necessarily about sex itself), often at inopportune times (I.e. During a test or at a club meeting). They find it difficult to restrain themselves from engaging in such actions when in close proximity to another sex appetized person with whom they share a mutual romantic interest. While they may experience the good needs as a result of seeing an attractive person when they are single, they do not act on such impulses
Jamie: Man, I really wanna do some nasty stuff to that guy over there

Caroline: But you're not gonna do it right?

Jamie: nah, I'm only sex appetized right now.
Sex Appetized by Casapadrazquez February 29, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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