albertsons

Service first, second to none.

Lady: "Your store sucks & this bread was supposed to be 3 for a dollar not 2 for a dollar!"
Us: "You're so totally right ma'am. Please wait here while I smash myself in the nuts for you and while we're at it get one of my other employees to go check to see if you're right so we can save you those 33 cents that you oh so need."

by Steven H. May 31, 2005

alentina

Funny, caring , charming nice friend

Alentina loves food.

by Lida w. February 28, 2019

Albertmketv

A snitch ass nigga with a shitty YouTube channel

That Albertmketv nigga a whole bitch

by Misterjack13 January 23, 2020

Albert Artez

He is a great youtuber and person.He has a channel called flamingo , and is a great person overall.

Have you heard of a guy called Albert Artez he is amazing!

by Scpcreepystalker September 24, 2020

Alertgasim

When your smartphone vibrates and beeps uncontrollably for 10+ seconds as a flood of notifications overwhelm it.

Dude, your phone just had an 20 second alertgasim and fell off your desk.

by shiznittt July 25, 2012

Alentine’s Day

A peculiar variation of the word Valentine in which one loses their virg on the holiday; thus lacking the V

I cant believe it En, Valentine’s Day turned into Alentine’s Day real quick for me!

by Rardson February 27, 2020

Albert Fish

Albert Fish is a serial killer, child rapist, and a cannibal.

Albert Fish was a evil man!!!

by DOGMAN_5676 June 12, 2020