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cougar milf

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A two word phrase used to describe a smoking, sexy, hot, 30+ year old mother.

Cougar milfs are often found at little league baseball games, parks, groceries stores, and your local farmers market .. To list a few.
Hey Todd, she's a cougar milf!

*points to Todd's smoking, sexy, hot mother.
by elive May 29, 2017
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Moeller Milf

A mother of a archbishop Moeller high school student that is unusually hot for her age.
Dude Mrs.Mercurio is a Moeller Milf
by LittleManJJ1 January 22, 2022
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Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.
I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.
by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020
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Thunder-milf

A milf with frakin golumptious Thunder thighs
Damn bro your mom is a Thunder-milf
by Bigchungusisdad January 25, 2021
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Milf Hunter

Any man who seeks milfs and has sexual intentions for them
Milf Hunter bangs a milf at home while husband is at work
by The Krab May 1, 2017
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Milf love

The act of getting oral whilst the mother is breast feeding her child.
while the baby is getting fed the mother would also orally please you giving everyone a win win. If ya know. she's into that kinda stuff.
"oh dude I totally got some Milf love last night."
"That's some serious love right there man!"
by Milfymilf April 13, 2013
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Sledge-Milf

A milf with a testosterone level higher than the average mother, with a physical appearance that intimidates the sexually aroused male and possesses dominative qualities. She may look like a bodybuilder, have a tall stature with broad shoulders, and weigh over 20 pounds more than you, but that doesn't mean she does not need the same sexual thrill like a regular mother.

You don't fuck a Sledge-Milf, a Sledge-Milf fucks you...
The young male was dominated by the Sledge-Milf and woke up the next morning with a broken cock.
by brick.mst September 30, 2016
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