God

Believed by many to be the director, producer, and writer of the shit show that is Humanity

Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!

Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.

by steps15 July 4, 2017

God

Big strong sexy bold (Thanos) can murder half the universe and repair it with flex tape

Thanos is a god

by Killerlead January 9, 2019

God

King of Kings.
basically he is the way the truth and the life.

God is my King

by imthatguybro April 5, 2022

God

Someone named Blake

Look at Blake over there isn’t he a literal god yes indeed he is

by God literal Jesus November 12, 2020

God

Memeulous

God wears shades and a bandana

by Pie face showdown January 19, 2020

God

God is love. In a general and/or simplistic view is the supreme energy.

A supreme energy is going to help me in this new path of my life; changes are not easy, but God will help me. Once with God I feel fulfill with happiness, stamina and love.

by PunguilBravo January 14, 2018

God

Fake. Its fucking fake. Its not real. Some dumbass made him up. Just give it up, stop praying, jesus isnt in your stomach, were all going to die, and were never going to “heaven” or “hell.

Person 1: Oh my god
The Nobody: Yes

by HypE Fenix August 3, 2018