Merger Dump

A dump that is the by-product of eating too many White Castle burgers and holding it in for a couple days. A noticeable line, or merging point (hence the name merger dump) is present. This generally marks the point where two dumps join into one.

"Yo check out my Merger Dump!"
"Damn, three lines? You been holding that shit in for a while haven't you?"

by Docta Dre ecstacy October 20, 2009

Christmas dump

A Christmas dump is such a universally experienced phenomenon when one enormously relieves themselves after the holiday season, having eaten all the good food.
This term can be used for other holidays as well, ie. Thanksgiving dump or just simply Holiday dump.

Oh, man I just had my Christmas dump, it was crazy!
I’m glad we are finally home, I have to do a Thanksgiving dump.

by StevensSon January 26, 2023

spike dump

When you take a small shit in a cop cars front seat.

"I just took a Nifty spike dump in the front seat of a cop car"

by 7 ball February 22, 2018

Dump and run

The act of dumping Amazon parcels on a customer’s door step, knocking and running away before they answer.

(When delivering with my girlfriend - me acting as driver, her as parcel organiser and deliverer) “You know the drill! DUMP AND RUNNN!!”

by Flextramile December 16, 2021

Dump the Pumpkin

When you are the low person on the totem pole and have to dump the jizz out of the fuck-pumpkin at the end of the corn maze.

Bob: How was work yesterday?
John: Awful. I had to dump the pumpkin twice.

by WmClarke November 3, 2018

Titanic Dump

When you take a dump and the piece of shit is so long that it comes way out of the water - then breaks in half and falls under the water - just like the Titanic sinking

I just took a Titanic Dump. It was long as shit

by The Swedish Firefighter December 28, 2020

shame-dump

the first dump after just undergoing a loss, getting caught, getting fired, or anything else shameful. This can be used for thinking through the situation or re-thinking about what happened while taking a dump

Good game out there tonight, you gave it your all, go take your shame-dump and your shower and forget all about this, you guys suck who am I kidding?

by calishamedump December 25, 2010