I'm slowing dow; that banana-Oreo-chocolate-syrup-frozen-yogurt milkshake I just had was a huge sugar dump.
by Nastyfingers July 28, 2008
by Pleasecomeagainlater February 11, 2017
A shit that hurts coming out. Grumpy dumps most often occur after eating spicy food, or can simply happen if you are just taking girthy shit.
Man, I just took a giant grumpy dump! I think my butthole is bleeding!
John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.
John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.
by Gringo no Brasil November 17, 2014
1. Dumping your significant other just before the holiday season (around Thanksgiving), forcing them to spend the Christmas cold and alone.
2. Similar to the one above, except in this case, just before, during, or just after the holidays, you get your dog who is not a cute puppy anymore, or your cat, who is not a cute little kitten anymore, and you take them on a little drive in the middle of the night, and you dump them off on the side of the road.
2. Similar to the one above, except in this case, just before, during, or just after the holidays, you get your dog who is not a cute puppy anymore, or your cat, who is not a cute little kitten anymore, and you take them on a little drive in the middle of the night, and you dump them off on the side of the road.
1. Dude I can't believe you acted hella nice to your girlfriend's family on Thanksgiving, yet you still proceeded to kick her to the curb. You gave her a real holiday dump.
2. person 1: What are you gonna do with Sparky? He shit on your bed, bit your daughters finger off, and he even barks at strangers.
Person 2: I guess I'm gonna have to give my daughter the bad news, that I took Sparky on a holiday dump.
2. person 1: What are you gonna do with Sparky? He shit on your bed, bit your daughters finger off, and he even barks at strangers.
Person 2: I guess I'm gonna have to give my daughter the bad news, that I took Sparky on a holiday dump.
by krhg37 January 10, 2020
the act of taking a giant shit on one chest after sex in order to create an exotic feel to perck the nipples
son: hey mom why are dads nipples really hard and why does he smell ?
mom: nothing we just had a hippo dump
mom: nothing we just had a hippo dump
by !kidflash! October 20, 2011
A responsibility which really should be somebody else's, but which has been "offered" to you as an "opportunity" in a way that you can't refuse, effectively dumping their responsibility on you but pretending that it's for your benefit. The difference between a standard dump and a dump horse, however, is that -- despite the total lack of altruism on the part of the dumper -- the dump horse actually does benefit you, and you truly can turn it into an opportunity.
"This presentation was supposed to be Joe's, not mine, but it gives me the opportunity to really shine in front of the CEO, so I won't look a dump horse in the mouth."
by ArsCerebri December 04, 2013
by 7 ball February 22, 2018