clapped yute

someone who is dumb or annoying and you want to die, or they are very childish

ugh she is such a clapped yute

by big phazz July 11, 2019

The cocalico clap

A particular form of gonorrhea, established in cocalico, PA. The term clap comes from the popping of puss pockets in sexual organs.

-Yo I think I got the cocalico clap...

-Poor guy, I told you to stay away from Irene!

by cocalico hero November 30, 2006

Ball clapping

ball clapping - when two sets of balls meet together as a result of timed thrusting banging together creating a clapping noise

Wade and Ryan after watching a movie together invited Meagan over and ryan entered her from behind into her anal bank and wade entered her into her vagina - through the aggressive pumping both Ryan and wades balls banged and clanged together creating a clapping noise - they had successfully been ball clapping

by Swine Doctor May 26, 2016

Clap Fuck

When a male has sexual intercourse with a female so hard the collision of the bodies makes a clapping sound like he is applauding himself for such a good job.

Randy: "Wow Mark! Your TV must of been on loud last night. I kept hearing people applauding."
Mark: "Randy, you really are an idiot. I was clap fucking Michelle."

by BisonGameday December 2, 2015

One Clap

A term used when you or someone else kills an insect (especially a fly) with one clap.

The term is used to show off the killers remarkable skill and proficiency.

Matthew: "Did you see Rowan one clap that annoying fly"
Wil: "Yeah man, he has so much skill in the art of insect killing!"

by Brux_ February 2, 2018

Cock Clap

Placing one's testicles on the back of someone's head and then letting your penis drop in a clapping motion onto their forehead and possibly chin, depending on the penis.

Me: "I totally Cock-Clapped James last night!"

You: "What's a Cock Clap?"

by spankmonker420 May 10, 2010

Fake Clap

The act of clapping when you really don't want to, but feel forced to based on the circumstances.

I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.

I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.

by Bronx-Bob August 16, 2009