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Dick

A large pee hole that only boys have to pee out of.
Oh look he has a dick
by Beautiful sunshine May 31, 2018
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Dick

It is What I have repeatly shoved in your mom's mouth
by DOUBLE DECKER DICK July 5, 2019
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Dick

A shortened version of the name Richard.
Richard's nickname is Dick.
by TimmyBoy2007 August 16, 2019
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dick

Someone who fucks you over in Mario Kart by throwing everything they have backwards at the last possible second before the race is over just because they can
WHO THROWS A RED SHELL BACKWARDS YOU FUCKING DICK! OK, I was first for most of that race and ended up in last.
by DiamondGriefingMC May 26, 2019
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Dick

A magical wand that summons little demons that grow in power over months of being in the holder
Woman: Ooohhh ya
Man:My dick just summoned some demons inside of your carrying pod
by anonymous February 7, 2018
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Dick

Somthing that falls off if your not careful
Hi mom my dick

Hello my dick and is on fire
by Eddfedfed October 24, 2019
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Dick

1) A person who is acting like a total jackass or asshole.
2) Like a vagina, but on a guy. A penis. Sometimes big, sometimes small. Why certain girls stay with their boyfriends when the don't love them.
1) "Jason is being a dick, I'm going to sidekick that motherfucker in the face."
2) Girl 1: "Girl what's wrong?"
Girl 2: "My man ain't shit."
G1: "Well why won't you leave him?"
G2: "Cuz bitch, dick too bomb!"
by Gingerbabe May 28, 2015
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