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Double-Chin Karma

This is what happens when a man with some facial scruff lets himself go by eating too much pizza and drinking too much beer after he gets too comfortable with his pretty girlfriend. Eventually he will think he can upgrade from his current lady and leave her, or she will dump his ass and he will still be left with a double chin that even the scruff can't disguise anymore. He will be a victim of "double-chin karma."
"Damn, Evan's gotten fat since he dumped his pretty girlfriend. He took her for granted and now he's got double-chin karma coming his way."
by ablizzy87 December 30, 2011
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Push karma

A person who retaliates with vengeance for any real or perceived slight or wrong doing. When someone is wronged they push karma by responding with another punishable offense. These actions are performed with the intention of exacting karmic retribution but only succeed in creating more karma for oneself. An example would be to “clap back” to someone on the internet for insulting you. Responding may be necessary in some cases, but you would be pushing karma to respond in an equally insulting manner.
I would have slapped her but I’m not here to push karma.
by Chene1011 June 10, 2021
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Karma Cake

1. The universal causal law by which good or bad actions will be revisited upon you.

2. You ingest what you put out into the world. Good or bad.

3. Cake ingested by the soul based on the actions take in life.
Marie's wishes well to those who take the time to help others. To those being dicks...she wishes they choke on karma cake.
by DarthJulio November 24, 2021
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Karma Cap

When one forms a triangle with their hands and place it above their heads to prevent bad luck.

Usually a sports affiliated gesture that is done more out of routine than superstition.
Jake always place a karma cap above his head when talking about the championship game because he doesn't want give his team bad luck.
by Sflow69 May 6, 2016
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Karma

Karma is something that if you do something it comes back like a boomerang.so if Mrs. Demeano yells t you for no reason then karma will come back so she could get SUED
I said "Oof somebody sharted in my class and now I'm laughing about it " to Micah the next day I sharted myself I cryed and cryed. Karma happened Micah told me
by iamapperently88%awesome😱 March 10, 2020
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Google Docs Karma

When Google steals your intelectual work over their services because they plan to pay you in next life.
- Probably in next life I will be a human again because I have helped so many people through Google Docs Karma.
- There is no such a thing, you die you re gone
by FckYouTaylor July 12, 2020
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Shrine of Karma

by karma5 March 12, 2023
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