Usually middle-aged men and women who have a self-written sci-fi series sitting in their desk drawers that no publishing company gives a shit about. Therefore, giving their students terrible grades helps fill up that depressing hole in their hearts. They also get a boner by thinking about how their perception of the book is far superior to anyone else’s. They typically over-analyze random speech in novels and make you feel like a dumbfuck while doing so. For example, if an author writes “The dog was sad.”, an English teacher would talk about how this is a reference to the revolutionary battle tactics of Napoleon. Meanwhile, the author really meant that the dog was just fucking sad. Despaired. Depressed. Whatever other synonyms. Case closed.
Kiss-ass Kelsie: Ms. Johnson is the best English teacher ever! She really helps emphasize the true need for literature to enrich our otherwise pointless lives.
Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.
Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.
by milayaaa November 28, 2020
Get the English Teachermug. by _D_A_D_D_Y_ April 19, 2018
Get the English Breakfastmug. by Scott2357 May 13, 2016
Get the english roulettemug. The term you use when a nigga can barely speak english, yah maann fuk deee bithess tonight.
Aka mumble rappers.
Aka mumble rappers.
by ARacistMotherFubber January 5, 2019
Get the Crack Englishmug. by 0110001000 July 13, 2021
Get the English classmug. A saucy hussy from England or thereabouts who is rather sassy and voluptuous. Excellent individuals to hang out with.
An example of an English Wench would be Emily Painter of England, Scotland, and most notably Albuquerque.
by thirdoffive March 10, 2012
Get the English Wenchmug. verb; A sexual act between two males where male #1 performs oral sex on himself while man #2 places one hand on male #1's neck and the other on the back of his thighs and plays him like an accordion, thus, increasing pleasure.
"Fuck a fiddle! I wanna be played like an English Accordion!"
"John played the English Accordion so well, that his partner Gary gagged."
"After a good playing of the English Accordion, Travis was tired and decided to rest. His fairy-friend Albert was so pleased with himself pleasing himself, that he made himself breakfast."
"John played the English Accordion so well, that his partner Gary gagged."
"After a good playing of the English Accordion, Travis was tired and decided to rest. His fairy-friend Albert was so pleased with himself pleasing himself, that he made himself breakfast."
by the rusty trombone March 5, 2014
Get the English Accordionmug.