Joepy News

Another way of saying "old news", especially when it's something that happened a very long time ago. Most often said by a joepy.

David: "Did you hear? This new game is coming out soon!"
Brad: "Joepy News. That game has been out for 6 months already!"

by WagyuBandit55 January 25, 2024

Dancing with the Queen of New Pitsligo

Courting a particularly dim witted bitch with a horrifically low IQ and virtually zero experience of the world save for what she’s managed to glean from never having left the backwards village of New Pitsligo in Aberdeenshire , Scotland .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .

Jesus that girl was virtually brain dead .
It’s like dancing with the queen of new Pitsligo

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

New Order

The New Order is a Satanic group which was founded around 2009.

The New Order has grown to include many members.

by ScienceBurt January 30, 2020

dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 5, 2021

(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.

In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!

by QuacksO January 8, 2022

New-Soul

New-soul is a subgenre of R&B music, very close to neo-soul. New-soul features more traditional jazz elements such as scatting and improvised solos. The music takes the improvisational aspect of jazz, the yearning of R&B, the feel of neo-soul, and the groove of funk to create an entirely new genre.

This style was first discovered in 2021 by singer and songwriter, AIA.

"You heard that new-soul album AIA just put out?"
"Yeah, that joint was fire!"

by aridiosa May 17, 2022

New York Day

New York Day is June 12, the day New York was founded.

Person A: "New York Day is June 12."
Person B: "What a beautiful day!"

Originally published 9/17/1999

by user1011001 July 11, 2024