A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)
John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.
by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025

John is one of the categories in the John Chart™.
John represents people who are friendly, hardworking, approachable and humorous.
If you ever see someone who could be categorized as a John approach them, get to know them and befriend them,
they will always be there in your darkest moments
John represents people who are friendly, hardworking, approachable and humorous.
If you ever see someone who could be categorized as a John approach them, get to know them and befriend them,
they will always be there in your darkest moments
by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023

A cool Bible verse that says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.
Person 1: Yo bro have you heard of John 1:14
Person 2: No, what is that?
Person 1: Its a cool Bible verse it says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.
Person 2: No, what is that?
Person 1: Its a cool Bible verse it says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.
by IFuckingHateEve November 24, 2023

by Dr. Anita Cain N’Degochello September 21, 2018

A fuck boy, most likely the person that would steal a pensil and lie about it. John is always the one that disrupts class and doesn’t turn in homework, but he will still get a good grade on a test
by Swanandquaun February 27, 2020

John deacon is the grooovvvvyyyy qute shy bassist of queen.He makeso me cream my pants every time he jumps around on stage
Idiot:who is that clown jumping on stage while the singer shows off his chest hair
Me:IT'S JOHN DEACON, YOU PRICK!
Me:IT'S JOHN DEACON, YOU PRICK!
by Rrrooollzzx December 18, 2018

Timmy “ John, what did you get up to this weekend? Damn did you see what happened to that girl on the news? wait weren’t you dating a girl from wicker park? oh shit! That was the girl you were dating wasn’t it
John “ mooo! “
John “ mooo! “
by frontlines April 26, 2025
