John Murphy is a sweet caring young man who loves to spread joy and love! He pooped his pants in mcdonald’s while fucking ali mac!!! He has dookie stains on his underwear and when he bends over u can see his bum bum!! He loves to suck on big mommy milkers! His favorite food is burgers yum yum yummy!! HEE LOVES HIS MOMMY MOMMY AND HIS BUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Murphy is fat!!
by pussyfuxker<33 November 19, 2022
Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.
by Yourmumthersdestroyer January 04, 2022
by Gabbanga February 12, 2025
carl john is a very nice,sweet,and loving person,he
likes to talk to his friend briony a lot.He's a big fan of cat and capybaras.Carl john may be goofy all the time but he's really smart and intelligent.
likes to talk to his friend briony a lot.He's a big fan of cat and capybaras.Carl john may be goofy all the time but he's really smart and intelligent.
by mswhvdjsvwvz July 21, 2022
john alex is a goody two shoes who likes men
by anonymous748294-2 March 16, 2022
John Bernard Wieksner who also goes by as Jack looks like a 5th grader, but is instead in highschool. He has an average size dick for his hight. He is a literal crack head, he also realy wants to FUCK the shit out of some girl whos name starts with M.
by Audon October 09, 2019
by 0o0o0ooooo000o June 15, 2019