The cheese pizza (ver)

When you are sucking a bitches titty, and you bite her nipple off. This gives the affect of a pepporoniless pizza.

I was fucking this bitch and sucking her titties, when I noticed she had two double D pepporoni pizza's.

by Mike Jacobs July 1, 2005

grilled-cheese

The consistency of a old woman's Vagina.

Your mother's vagina is just like a tasty grilled-cheese.

by the buster April 9, 2009

Ham and Cheese Sandwich

British slang for masturbation

Eddie was working from home, so had a ham and cheese sandwich

by WestwoodInTheHouse November 12, 2012

hobo dick cheese

When a hobo is so thirsty for sex he carves out genitals from cheese and uses it on himself

He hobo dick cheesed himself

by Purpledicklover April 13, 2017

chode cheese

cody aka chodey aka chodey

chodey aka cody is a chode cheese

by ADF June 26, 2004

cream cheese farm

A place where cream cheese is harvested and cultivated.

"Hey mom, I wanna visit the cream cheese farm!"

by The muffin man October 30, 2003

apple cheese

the yellow excriment that flows from the butt-hole while you place your head into a vagina

"i got covered in her apple cheese last night"
"babe you gotta clean up my apple cheese"

by snuffluffagus October 4, 2008