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John Ward

John Ward is an omnipresent being who boasts tremendous power and influence on the going ons in the universe. Renowned for having a bald patch on his head.
Man, that John Ward guy is scary as hell.
by FlamingBallsack69 May 24, 2024
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John McClane

To have you or a member of your team go alone without backup against an opposing team of 4 or more... and then winning.
1: There's no way you can take them all on. Everyone else is dead.
2: Watch me. I'm gonna John McClane 'em.
by dieharddiehardlover May 27, 2024
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John fallout

John fallout is the fallout universe version of the "John video game" trope, in which the main character of the game is named John, followed by the video games title, this is ment to generalize a franchise or character under a simple to remember name.
Me:"I love playing fallout 4, John fallout is such a compelling character"

Friend:"For real, I spent fifteen minutes making my john fallout look just like me"
by Danny P May 29, 2024
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What the John?!

A exlamation that serves to show how very mind bogglingly confused one might be. Perchance.
Guy: My cat ate the leftovers of my pet worm.

Guy 2: Perchance, What the John?!
by grammarpolice_# February 7, 2024
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Johna John

Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.
John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.
by cocksucker699 February 8, 2024
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Johna John

Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.
John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.
by cocksucker699 February 8, 2024
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Myles John

A Lovely Human Being Who Has A Huge Cock! But Pulls Only Men!

This Guy Will Have 100% Benn Circumcised In The Womb
Myles John Has A Huge Cock Which Bends To The Left
by Hoyayayayayayya16 February 13, 2024
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