Hole in One

When someone sticks their toe, or finger up another person's asshole

Wendy: hey Chealsea! When I went to the pool party, Breanna gave me a Hole in One!

Chealsea: ewww! That's so gross. Was it an accident or on purpose?

Wendy: I don't even know any more

by Someone_Over_The_Rainbow June 4, 2014

Show me my one

Show me my one: When you have beef with someone you ask them for a one on one fight. Or you could also use I want my one

Aye!! Show me my one

Cool!!

by My One March 3, 2015

two-for-one special

Refers to da delightful situation where ya go to visit one nice in-her-late-teens chick, and she happens to have her best friend --- another hot sweet-natured teenage damsel --- over for a visit, and so ya get TWO pretty girls to hold hands with.

I usually try to visit my cutie-pie lady-friends in the afternoon or evening, since that's often when they will have one or two other equally-delightful blinky-eyed chicks over to hang out, and so I get a two-for-one special --- TWO soft warm hands to clasp or press against my cheeks, and TWO sweet smiling faces beaming shyly at me.

by QuacksO September 23, 2018

Hole in one

When ejcaculating while laying on your back, and the sperm lands inside the belly button

Oh damn dude, I was nutting this morning and hit a hole in one!!

by Littlewillywonka March 15, 2019

good one

A nicer way of saying, that last thing you said wasn't funny at all, so just shut the fuck up.

Teacher: "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. ( Laughs at own joke.)

Student:"Good one" ( Shut the fuck up )

by gothtafuckk13452 November 17, 2011

tie one on

Indulge in consumption of alcoholic beverages; probably until physical impairment sets in.

I got sacked today - fuck it, I'm gonna tie one on

by notapaki August 10, 2003

Score one for Team Faded

After getting stoned,blazed,high,or faded in this case you use this phrase to express to people that you are high and have in tern scored one for team faded. Team Faded can consist of anyone. Yourself, or everyone you are with while getting faded. This phrase may only be used once by every person after getting high no more than that or else it just gets old. Although if you happen to smoke again in a few hours then you would say Score 2 for Team Faded. any number of times after that you add one point to the board for TEAM FADED.

1) *after smoking a blunt*
Carter- Awww yeauh. Score one for Team FADED!!
Ellie- blah blah blah smoking is bad for you blah blah.
Carter-*tisk* man check out dis foo

2)*after smokeing 2 hours earlier you smoke again*
Carter- Score 2 For TEAM FADED!!!
Ellie- wow again.
Carter-hellz ya.

by smoking in hobo village March 22, 2009