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November 8th

Hey man it’s november 8th, we need to make sure to snack avenue today!
by hemd6 November 8, 2023
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November 8

National 8 people named Darien have to ask out or hug their crush day
Darien: “ it’s November 8th so, ____ will you go out with me
by 🍞 bread November 7, 2021
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November 4

National give your girl your chain day, let her wear it!! :)
November 4 give your girl your chain, the chain makes her think of you and makes her feel good
by biggiemompop November 4, 2021
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November 12

The day to slap anyone that’s name is brooke. Slap them in the face, the leg, anywhere as long as you make them cry!
Friend: Guess what day it is????

Brooke: Oh shit

Friend: Sorry bitch!!! It’s november 12, the day to slap a brooke!
by xoxo, -gossip girl October 29, 2019
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November 13

The day where we wear either all black or all white or both in remembrance of unus annus
Person: oh! Today is November 13!We have to wear black or white or both!
by Memento Mori. Unus Annus November 7, 2020
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This term is used to express a date that doesnt exist. Or an event that simply isnt going to happen.
X: I cant wait to get married on Monday the 16th 2024 November!
Y: But dude, Monday the 16th doesnt exist.
X: Thats the point. November 2024 Monday the 16th doesnt exist!
by The Rakani Defenitions February 24, 2025
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No Nut November

n.
An internet challenge conceived from the depths of the feminasty and incel communities that requires males to abstain from masturbation, sex, or any other activity that is of sexual nature or could result in climax / ejaculation for the entire calendar month of November. It is often abbreviated as 'NNN'.

There are no grace periods or exceptions. Wet dreams ending in climax count as valid ejaculation, and therefore means that the individual has failed the challenge.
The challenge often results in temporary but persistent physical and emotional discomfort. Soreness in both of these areas may persist for a short time after the challenge.

Common groups of people who partake include:
- Single Men
- Gay Men
- Closeted Gay Men
- Beta males
- People who feel the need to "prove" something - whether it be to themselves, or to others (even the abyss for all we know)
- Those who depend on consistent external validation
- People who indulge in materials of the "self-help" or "self-improvement" genres
- The unemployed / No Lifers

s.
1.
Thirty Days of Testicular Torture

2.
Thirty Days of Testosterone Terrorism
Spencer: Hey John, have you noticed Peter lately? Looks like he's in some sort of pain. I hope he's ok.
John: Yeah idk... he's doing No Nut November.
Spencer: *facepalm*

Peter: Hey guys, I failed No Nut November. I lasted thirteen days.
Andrew: Damn, new office record. I only lasted four days cause I had a wet dream about some lady from TV. She's not even hot...
Peter: I'm sorry dude, that sucks. Hopefully next year we'll do better.
Kyle: Man I hope so. I was doing so well, putting mind over matter and everything... then Ashley accidentally put her hand on my thigh a few nights ago and I blew a huge load. Nine days. This shit sucks ass.
All: Stare blankly into abyss

Carol: Look at those losers... doing No Nut November. Do they think this buys them popularity points with them or something?
Sheila: LOL I have no idea. I'm kind of indifferent to it. If they want to torture themselves I'm just gonna let them do their thing.
Brittney: MMMmmmmm I don't know guys... I kind of get turned on by the idea of those balls being all swollen and inflamed. I just want to bite them and smack them while the screams and cries echo around.
Sheila: ......*long pause*........ Brittney... GTFOH with that third wave x BDSM bullshit. Not all of us hate men just cause they exist you know.
by diabetesspicelatte November 12, 2021
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